Happy New Year!

I so got the last post of the year! Come to think of it, I technichlly got the first post of the year, too. Any way, happy festivities to all and may I wish you all red envolopes for the new year. if that last sentance makes no sense AT ALL to you, google the pink words together.

THE BUMBLE B

How many KBs in a GB?

Okay people monumental moment: Ahem. My laptop just gave me a heart attack, (actually it was my flash drive, but my laptop was working with it... anyway that's not monumental.) It wouldn't save my story and I like was about to cry cuz I was working on a large portion of story and it was about to delete it and then it was like 'disc is full please make room on disc or save file elsewhere' and I was all like WHAT? SO I saved everything to my laptop and closed everything and ripped out my flash drive brutally. And I glared at it, and I noticed a shinny inscription that it can hold up to 1 Gigabyte. So I knew I had a ton of KBs on there so I went to my handy dandy google bar and was immediately given the information I needed - Turns I have approximately 1024 KBs of story. w00t. Or at least That's how much I have on my flash drive, so minus all of the random sonnets and documents random people put on there (B...and Em wrote me a sonnet, actually she wrote an ode to my hair. it was really funny, and it's this whole insider so I'm going to stop talking) A whole GB of story. I'm stunned. +) I think this is a new stage of a writing nerd, I bypassed 'needs a life' (That was when I got a megabyte.) so now I guess I'm at ' my own mother thinks I'm a hopeless nerd.' w00t. SO now I'm fully content.

OH MORE MONUMENTAL THINGS:

The Emily Bear got her licence, *twitch* AND my parents got a new car, man it's sharp. it's this really pretty grey Carola, they're giving Em the Van, cuz it's already dented and mom thinks she'll be safer in it. We're renaming it the party bus...snicker.

AND I got my eye's dilated this morning and was stumbling around my house and B didn't care...harumph. But I got new frames, w00t?

Oh and did I mention I have a GB of story, writing, accomplishment? Well I do. WHA HAHA!!!

Alright. I'm done, +D+D+D+D+D+DD+D+D+DD+D+D+D+DD+D+D++D+D+D+D+DD+D

I actually want to get back to my gigabyte. MY BIG FAT GIGABYTE.
HA. losers. you don't have unhealthy obsessions, I pity you and your lack of a Gigabyte.

~THE ECSTATIC NEON DUCK

YACK.

Calo Calay! I've realized that I've been quite stressed of late. Anyway, I haven't been writing recently and I think that hacked of five years of my life, got my blood pressure up or sumtin of that sort. Hey did you know that they make dummy door knobs? Like they're there for show and turning then snaps them off and then your father will laugh at you and then go to the hardware store and make fun of you. Then he'll get all technical and NOW I can identify an impostor door knob when I see one, WHA! I have infinite power! OVER YOU ALL! HAHA! No really, it was quite interesting, I offered just to duct tape it, he thought that would be tacky for some reason...some people are so weird.

Hey I haven't talked to B all that recently, cuz we played phone ping pong so she didn't have to dis me, kidding b, you probably don't know to what I'm referring to, which is cool. But seriously, It'd be great to like break up with someone like that, over their answering machine, ha, great way to make friends.

Okay, I'm feeling quite relived so you may trace that to how random and bizarre this is. Oh and don't try rereading it, it'll just get more confusing...

Hey, did you know that I can type without looking once, it comes from writing my killer long manuscript. what's most unfortunate is I still can't type as fast as I think, but I can't even write as fast as I think.

Here comes the sun...so um Happy Christmas and that.

Oh, and don't trust marshmallows, they're canabeles (Could someone lend me a hand with this speeling.) and are evil. put them in a hot liquid and leave them to melt.

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Flight of the Conchords. HILAIRIOUS!!!

Ok. i love f.o.t.c. officially. The second video just cracks me up. if you know F.o.t.c. then you'll see why. well, actually you'll see why anyway. First there's this video. Its not them, its trevor and caleb from younglife (the 'gay' ones. they did this for the talent show.), but its Flight of the Conchords song though.



So yeah. the cute one on the left is trevor. I love that song.
Now here's the other one i think its called Issuses- Think About It.



Love it!!!!! =]

rouge unicorns. ha.

Oh btw, Neon I DID MY KIP 4 TIMES TODAY AT MY MEET AND I DID IT IN MY ROUTINE!!!!!!!! IF I CAN DO IT 3x ON TUES AND THEN AGAIN ON THURS I GET MY HANDS ON THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im veery excited. =]

~pooks~

Winter Jam

Found out the info.. im skipping the school dance right now. booooooooring. The dance, not here. its fun.

Info:
1/31/2009 - Schottenstein Center - Columbus /OH
555 Borror Dr
Google Map It
TIME: 6:00PM
COST: $10 @ Door - No Advance Tickets
Doors open at 5:00PM
Pre-Show approx. 5:20PM
Lights Down approx. 5:55PM
Show Ends approx. 9:20PM
LINE UP: tobyMac, BarlowGirl, Brandon Heath, NewSong, Francesca Battistelli, pureNRG, Stephanie Smith, & Guest Speaker Tony Nolan,
For More Information: (614) 688-3939 or 1-800-ARENA-01


~pooks~

Sweedish fish

We left this house at about 6:30 today. we went to the store to get abbys sister something. and we went around the store and grabbed some gum. Next to the gum was The sweedish fish but my mother didn't see them. I later mentioned them and abby may remember them. It is a 30.4 oz bag of sweedish fish. IT IS SICKENING! i love them its just they are just sick.... We got them and they are sitting in a bag i may bring some to school in a bag. We decided we are having an intervention, which my sister claims she jokes about more then most people would think, but if you knew her you would beleive her. anyway We now have a 30.4 oz bag of sweedish fish. It is the most nasty thing. last time we ended up with less then 1/10 of the full bag but now we have the full bag and after this bag i don't think i will ever eat them agian. I'm sure my insides will be shiny from the wax.
Other news:
My past random stories blog has shut down due to lack of stories. Is now for "The other-list" I am slowly constructing. ITs gunna be hard i already made one vulgar to a degree and i only have 8 done total... 8/100 (1/100)= 8 done total (1 vulgar)

So. bored. i'm in social studies, kind of disturbed. was just asked weather or not jesus was a pokemon. will get back when less shaken up. did reasearch project. had to start over. 2 times. going to log off. spotted! help!

WTF???

WINTER WONDER SLAM ISNT COMING TO OUR LOCATION.

FOR THE NEXT/ LAST FOUR DAYS OF THE TOUR, THEY'LL BE IN TX, OK, AND LA.


IT HAD RI-K, FF5, AND TOBYMAC.

I REALLY WANTED TO GO.


SHOOT.


~pooks who is really pissed off at all her favorite bands who arent coming~


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*WAAAAAH*

O. M. G. O. M. G. O. M. G.

O. My. Frickin. God. O.M.G.
I was listening to the River Christmas music when i heard this song. I was like HOLY CRAPE THAT GIRL HAS A VOICE!!!!! Then i was like, wow, i really like the lyrics too. Hmm, i wonder who its by. Kinda reminds me of Krystal Meyers, and idk why.
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Sorrry, i had to go get some snow, and put colored sugar on it to eat. ANY WAY...


Then the announcers said "That was Joy to the World By Nick Jonas!"
I was like
WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT????????????
seriously, it did NOT sound like a guy. I mean listen to it:



What.
In.
The.
World.

If it was like an octave lower, it would maybe, maybe, maybe sound like a guy. Although nick does have a really good falsetto. Honestly if his voice was deeper in this song it would be better than it is now. I think, anyway.

but seriously....

~pooks~

In an INCREDIBLE turn of events:

We tried out for our school musical AND (drum roll please)... I didn't get chorus! I've never been an amazing singer, but they always put me in the chorus with all the bad singers. Tell me how much sense that makes. I have an ensamble. I think I have it with Ducky because when we auditioned, our school's (CrAzeD) choir teacher had us sing together. I'm watching the musical:

which we are doing, and it's a little lame, but I can live with it.

Bad. How bad, prey tell? BAD AND BADD BADD BAD. Terrible horrific! Things I could hardly fit in a title bar!

OKAY PEOPLE WAKE UP! Oh right, you can't wake up if you're not here in the first place. The blog is slowly wilting, this blog, this thought we've maintained for more than 2 minutes is becoming depressingly not random, normal, yawn, boring. If I had tear ducts I'd be tearing up right now. So I welcome your odd notions, your peculiar ways your stupid obsessions, (Wait, am I talking about myself? No, no I'm talking about myself AND B, got it.) or anything else that may return this to it's full glory. OR it could become the Atlantis of the wide world web, take your pick.

~Neon Duck, given the name when this blog started that miraculous Tuesday evening in May, and may be no more if no one heeds my prophecy

B's Fave Band

OMG!!!! I found this new-ish (new to me, been around for a while) band and I love it! The band is Teitur. Ok, this is their site. Check out the lyrics to I was just thinking from their first album, Poerty and Aeroplanes. Man, this band is sweet, and their still working on another album which is great, because I haven't ever really followed a band that's still together. I mean the Beatles are sweet and Jump 5 will always be my kind of cool, but neither are still together. Anyway.
Signing Off,
B

Turkeys. Pie crust.

I don't have anything to say. EXCEPT that I'm dreading the looming small talk in two days time. Thanksgiving is so awkward. I have nothing to relate with people and I far prefer listening to people than actually talking. My dad always gets annoied and tells me to be more scocial. I never have anything to say. huh. I feel silly. I get to wake up tommarow and clean. Which I almost enjoy (keep in mind the alternative is endless amounts of studying for science). Well enjoy your same age cusions. My closest ones are twenty. ANother reason I can't relate to them. Ah well there will be food, can't complain.

~NEON DUCK.

Yet another new blog

I have a new blog... again... not that you would care...

but i think the layout is awesome, so you might as well check it out just for that. =]

pooks

moody... idk why i just typed that... =]

DUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!!(I say that way too much.)

My dad just got a new phone, like it just came out today new. It's the BlackBerry Storm. He. Is. So. Frickin. Lucky.
I want it really bad, its reeeeeeally cool. It's like, as cool as an iPhone. Which roxx.

So yeah. I want his old one, at least but i know i probably wont be getting it. :(
But still, he has 250 texts a month so i can text a little on it. If he'll let me.
~*Pooks*~

indeed, my friends, indeed.

~Watching Seinfeld. How on Earth do you speel that?

~I hope my business meeting never goes like this...

~edo ka mep shakdo.

~I've got a French test tomorrow...but WHY would I study.

~5 periods AFTER the geometry test.

~Golly good fun.

~Ohhhh it's over, fun times.

~CAN'T.....ESCAPE - dORWNING IN - *GASP* sEA, *SPLUTTER* OF HOMEWORK*sNOFaLOP.*

~Duck, yada yada yada.

My blog

Ok i have made the third and hopefully final change to My personal blog. It is now semi-random stories. They are ment to be funny and were made when i was on gaiaonline.com talking with random people and no my mom does not freak. Yeah e-mail me random story subjects and i will make then funny. just e-mail me at Kenji.Bungo@gmail.com. Thanks! If i change it it would be akward with those random stories (i have 2 already!)
ok it is now shown on my profile
also here is a link (click the word "here")

VEEERY EXCITED!!!!

Wow, that was weird, my last post was i hate my life, and now this will be about how i love free sheet music websites!!!! i just got 7 pages of Carol of the Bells, plus the first page of secondhand serenade's song, Fall For You. As soon as i post this im going 2 feet over to my piano and am going to play them. Then i will watch Kung-Fu Panda!!!! Again.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLUSSSSS: I get to take Acting 1 next year, and the year after that i get to take 3 WHOLE YEARS OF PHOTOGRAPHY!!!! Plus Acting!!! and i DONT HAVE TO TAKE GYM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~pooks~

oh, btw, im as sore as a fudge monkey. I laid down on the couch after i got home from school, and couldnt get up.

i hate my life.

dude. i hate that stupid T.O.M. I am getting so frustrated with this effing Geo homework, i can t typer, and i m tired an dmy back if really frinckin sore, and i have a freakin ton af pimples., ARGH! im not backspecing anything so you guys can see how screwed uo im tyoping.

me and my bro were wathcing bmx stuff on demand and snow, skate, and surf boarding, and its friekin inSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it. my bro has anfer issures. he os building this vert ramp thing for his tech deck and he got all mad ans stuff. because one of the pins holding the cardboard to gether pricked his finger.

Gawd. And katy is being annoying and im irritable and my bus driver changed my stop so im the last one off ,a nd i hate all the poeple on my bus except Lexi, who i dont really talk to because she talks to Makalea and Ashley who get on my last effing nerve, and sometimes kerry and Bridget. sorta. so im pretty pissed. i just sit there for like 45 minutes, listening to my iPos a dn doing homework sometimes. =(

like i said, i hate my life.

but my cuzin emailed me this:

more animals
and i thought i would post it cua its cute.

but still......

also, i read ahead (again) in the Agatha Chrit=stie book, and i know a few more things that happern, and its very.... eenteresting.

-rub the buddha AKA pooks. if u arent in then u wont get that, and im not explaining it, cuz its an insider.

p.s. my mom is shooting a nerf gun at me and it barley missed my nose, then it hit my head and then bounded off my ear. its her awy of sayinh"get off the computer"
there goes another, right in front of my face. hrmph.

I hate the title bar; It's stupid

I was reading my old posts about Christan. My ex. Wow, good times, not! I can't believe I was so, what's the best word here?, possessed? I really liked him, but Man! He was really clingy. What I took for thoughtfulness was really cowardly clinging. Man. If I get like that, or am ever with a guy like that again-EVER!!!- please slap me. ACROSS THE FACE!
Thanks,
B

Movie spree.

I'm alive, barely, but alive, never the less. Hey, last night I did a random movie watching spree. (B just HAD to baby sit Sir Spazalot.) So I saw the pirates who don't do anything followed by Iron man, Both were good but I don't recommend the 180 turn abruptly, makes you dizzy. see?

That's it.

~Neon Duck

epic things happening in my life...

Wow, ok.
first:
I celebrated pretty much my first halloween and got to go trick or treating for the first time since i was three the other day!!!! :)
Second:
i accadentally left my makeup at happycload's house... can you bring it to school monday??? i kinda need it....
Third:
I HAVE CANDY!!!!
Fourth:
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE CAN PET OUR RESIDENT CAT!!!!! it took a long time, and omg, it finally lets us pet him now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so frickin exciteed!!!
fifth:
ummmmmmmmmmm, my first prep op 'meet' is tomarrow but its only intrasquad, so its just against the other teams from our gym and the judges dont show your scores.
sixth:
my hair is still a bit purple... =]
Seventh:
Im thinking about the name CasualTucker for a blog screenname.
Shtoopid or not?? im taking a poll.
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Ok so maybe those arent epic but still......

OK PEOPLE!!! I HAVE A QUESTION!!! are any of you planning on going to the winter jam concert later in the winter???? its gonna have TobyMac. Relient K, FF5, and tons of others. Cuz i wanna go.

so yeah.
=]

~pooks or tucker~

Barthalamew + Ducky = <3

Hey guys, guess what?!?! I am 21 dollors away from owning Barthalamew forever! Mum, warm fuzzies. I love barthalamew, +D +D +D +D So does poly. I'm doing strings for the rest of my life.

New Blog Alert:

New blog alert: Being B. We need to get a blog list...
Ok, coment what needs on there.
Lotsalove,
B^3

Educational AND hilairious!!!!

DUUUUDE!!!! Check this out!!!
me n my bro were crackin up!!!



-----pooks-----

Vienna

This is my friend Rida singing Vienna. She did a Thousand Miles in the 6th grade talent show, and she is frickin amazing!!!!



~*pooks*~

Analizing my name. aka torturing you poor souls who are trying to forget science...

I watching West Side story at the moment. Opening scene, I recomend it to anyone with class.

So most outsiders tend to question my name. Cuz it's k00L, that's why.

But here's the synonum:

Neon:

Ne

Atomic #: 10

Protons:10

Electrons:10

Neutrons: 10.180

Mass:20.180

Group:18

Fowl

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Ah, the sharks all wear blue wannabe chucks. Didn't notice the Jets.

So I'm running right now, so don't try and murder me.

When your a jet your a jet all the way from your first ciggaret 'till your last dying day....

~A many named Fowl.

A NEW ILLNESS!!*

There has become a new illness... I, the main carrier and the slight discoverer of this have yet to name it. Please post all of the possible names. Anyway the ymptoms are
-forgetting an S in the word "Symptoms"
-Being lightheaded at lunch time
-Passing it on to others
-Getting a head ache while talking about it
-forgetting how to spell "happyness"
-Becoming to lazy to use spell check whishing that your headache would go away.
-Forgetting capitalization then remembering
-Loss of correct words
-Finding an abundance** of new words
-Finding new symptoms while typing with a headache about the ymptoms
-Finding mistakes that are one letter, then typing a sentence about being to lazy to fix them.
-Misplacing "R" and "F" on your words
-Typing to much becuase you want to talk about it
-to lazy to rand But NOT to lIsten
-Changing up "T" with "D"***
-Becoming hysterical (see bottom notes)
-Being bored while typing about illness, but mysteriously not being able to stop.
-Forgetting what you just typed somewhere else, then deleted to move.
-having to go to the bathroom and calling it "an Adventure" let me know if you want refrence -picture to what im talking about"
-using quotation marks instead of parenthaseese
-noticing that indeed, you are crazed and when people see what you are writing the folowing will happen:
=The dagger will stab you
= People are going to start avoiding you and your "Rodka"
-Noticing you need to lay off "your new invention****" "Rodka"
-becoming tired
-falling asleep on your -keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd*****
-Using you shirt to wipe spit off your keyboard*****
-Asking others to solve YOUR grammer problems (refering to bottom)
-Not knowing when to shut up then realing the bar over the the right while typing and thiking "OH SHT!"
-Realizing you should stop naw
-Using LOLCAT languange such as "Naw" and "Mai"

The precoursers to this illness are subtly known to the beholder as well as the others who temporarily contract said disease. Some known or thought to be know are:

-Talking in third person
-Becoming very prophetic, or using, and proving correct, sentences such as:
=A ham sandwhich is better then eternal happyness.
-Becoming A.D.D (may have been a foreproblem)
-Partial death
-Partial rebirth
-Becoming philisophical
-sharp losses or hearing
-being VERY hungry after eating

*To:THE CDC: THIS IS NOT REAL... or maybe it is =O
**hehe... "A-Bun-Dance" XD
***Was DONe while TYping that sentence
****PUNK YOU STOL MAI INVENTION!
*****the others were real these (were/are) not
Note: This has begun to disipate, but still exists.
Ima shut up naw..
Completely off topic note: AS OF 11/23/08:
Luaras': 33
Pheobes Insult marks: 17
My marks: 22
Abbys': 3
Becca:10 (really 8 but she started a day late!)
correct me if i am wrong, in all posts i will do i will do the weeks current ranking as long as this goes on. and i also chose what i lable you all on the standings =3
Anger rankings:(Winning/lowest)Abby,Becca,Pheobe,Me, Luara(lossing/highest)

I'm dying...

I'm under the weather, my symptoms:

~Cambell is now a saint due to chicken noodle soup

~Sudafied is now a main food group

~I can't walk straight, no wait that was already a problem

~I practically coughed up a lung this morning, fuuun times.

~I'm considering taking a nap, an activity to which I am morally opposed

~tissues are my new best friend

~It's hard to keep my eyes all the way open

No worries. I'll be there on Monday, just because I'm me.

~Neon.

ONE WAY STREET!!!!

Hello my fellow earthlings (and Beedinkidinks). Sorry to break the unwritten code of double posting, but I feel as though I can no loonger hold this feeling in. Exuse me a moment: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ONE WAY STREET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For those of you who don't know, I am on a puppet team and we'll be compeating tomarrow and saturday at the Puppetry Festival in a near by city. Our team is preforming Made to Love by TobyMac and Save the Day by Phillips, Craig and Dean. I'm pyshed!!!! It is gonna be sweet! Save the day is black light hands only like this, but it's different... duh, different song, any way it's swasical (so awesome it's radical.)
I'll update later,
GOOD LUCK POOKS AND DUCKY @ DISTRICTS!!!!!
Lotsalove,
B2the3

The Guide: A Legacy (if you will)

So I was reading our little techie's post "Cliques" and more importantly, the comments.
None of you remember our Origin? Not one? I was practically in tears reading that such a, well sorta, current event could be forgotten so easily. So here is the legacy of The Guide:

I was reading "Fang's Blog" One day in early May. I was suddenly distracted by a button at the top entitled "Create Blog". I decided to do so and immediately e-mailed my duck tape obsessed friend, Ducky. Growing impatient, for I could sense the momentum of it all, I quickly dialed her phone number. We had a phone conversation as she checked her email. It went a little something like this:
ND: Hello?
B: Ducky? Are you on the computer?
ND: I can be. (sounds of logging in...) Woah, I have a lot of new emails.
B: Skip to the one from me.
ND: I can't.
B: why?
ND: Cause, I don't want to. (Talks about Bartholomew as she reads and as I silently play the jeopardy theme.
B: Well?
ND: why not? Let's start a blog!
B: I already did. (proceeds to give user info etc.)

So it began. The next day, in language arts, we asked Dark Matter to be our techie. He, not quire understanding the audacity of the situation, agreed. He didn't do much for making the blog cool-e-o. (I'm sorry but it's true...) web addresses were dispensed with in the week and our whole crew was hooked. from there, the guide flourished, attracting viewers with comments on other flock following bloger's sites.

How's That for Memory? please comment any additional information and see earlier posts. Thatnks a ton for remembering nothing. I suddenly have thumb cramps!
B

hey look at these icons!!!


MyHotComments

MyHotComments


MyHotComments

AND out of my love of family force 5... this:

MyHotComments


plus for the twilighties:

and:

HAHA!!! love them all. plus ive got a kajillion more.
-pooks-

P.S. did u know that if u click on terance a few times he does some purty cool stuff!!! =]

coffee

I'm sad cuase i want mu coffe how do you spell coffe? coffee? wow thanks spell check lol and appearantly loll is a word... but anyway this makes me sad i wanted my coffee... and SOMONE!!!!! forgot mai coffee, well the coffee that they owed me. i wants mai coffee this is a reminder by the way so its not very long. This is ment with all respect =D i was just a bit cranky.

what a great line...

HEY!!! im supposed to be typing my essay... screw that. I found this song called "kill the director" by the british band The Wombats... i love the opening 2ish lines... it goes like so:
I've found someone that makes me feel seasick,
Oh, what a skill to have, what a skill have
So many skills to have that make a distinctive....
something something blah blah blah...

It's a great song really!!!
so anyway... i've been making friends with the feral kitten that lives under our deck. I fed it ice cream last night. And my mother is making it all skittish by touching it and it will jump away and then come back a couple minutes later. We feed it, and it comes in our house, and will get close to us, but we havn't exactly been able to pet it yet. We need to get it fixed though, cuz we dont want a kajillion baby kittens. Well i do, but you know. Im allergic, so we can't have that can we?
Dang. I think im going to have surgery when im older that will get rid of my allergies. Becuz i LOVE cats. Im really not that muck of a dog person, unless they're small. :]

So yeah.... i should probably finish typing. ugh.
-pooks.
u know, i really kinda hate the name pookieface.... i might change it... anyone know how??

This is going to be epic.

Okay so seeing as a few people, who I will refrain from naming *cough pooks cough liv cough* decided to bomb our totally awesome Dr. Seuss theme by dicing to go as morrily questionable bandits. (Slutty Pirates? Really guys? Really?) B and I are going as Peace and Quite. I'm gunna be a Hippie and she's gunna be a mime. w00t. Hey DM, what are you going as?

5 bucks says he's not going.
I'm going to gage your reactions,

B: whhoo! I already knew about it, and way to steal my word.

Pooks: Uhh you have fun with that...

Happy: Characteristic mocking laugh/questioning glance with optional eye roll and going whhhat?

Liv: Uh..cool?

DM: Ha I can totally picture that...

Ducky: Responding to the general indignation to my truth.

So I'm going to rack my brains for some decent poetry for the open mic tomorrow. DM, it' not too late! And then I'm going to write, and then I'm going to catch up on some geometry homework, so yeah, w00t all around for me, anyway.

~Duck Ne.

P.S Does anyone have some bell bottoms? Like intense bell bottoms. Otherwise it's off to the thrift store with me.

Cliques

Why must people be commended to cliques for not using Myspace. In middle school we are condemned to being a nerd for anything except Myspace or Facebook. Some of use avoid the use of Myspace from fear, such as myself. The rest of us just don't use it period for separate reasons of which, by our accord or not, we are condemned for. After all of this we are all separated into cliques of which are like cages made of fire, or ice, metaphorically of course. The "lower classes" tend to be "ice cages" where you could try to get in you were determined enough, but afterward the felling would keep up that they don't like you that much. The "upper classes" tend to be "fire cages" you try and try but only a select few, usually the ones who can Afford fire suits, can get in the others are made fun of and pushed away in a very subtle way usually. The teachers always know about this but do nothing because they feel they can do nothing, Which of course, they can't. None of us can change this. The borders are there just invisible in an alternate reality, they are obviously there just transparent. These walls are put up by us, even the people who think the walls aren't there we put them up and keep them there to keep certain people out. This also tends to keep others we may want in, out. No matter if we want to believe that cliques exist they do there is no denying it. They are created from small things, From Forgetting homework, to not having certain game systems. From Myspace to reading. There are cliques for both extremes and everywhere in between. They are inescapable. Like black holes, you don't know what they could lead to, but weather you like it or not they can suck you in or leave you lost in the midst of space wandering what went wrong or what happened.

TMNT

I'm watching the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's Saturday at exactly 9:47. April's in danger (VERY NEW CONCEPT LET ME TELL YOU.) and now Rafiel and the human I forget the name of are trying to get her back. Ohhhhh and something about a terrible engagement ring that's turning her into a monster. What my question is is where are the other 3 turtles.Ohhh April's a monster now....awww ANOTHER COMMERCIAL BREAK?!?! WHy do they do tthhhat? Did you know they still sell hulk masks? This is truly a great way to spend Saturday mornings. Nerf really has out done itself, I hope B isn't missing this episode, it really is juicy. WHO cares about the channel 4 news channel?! Ohh it's back. YEAH the rest of the Turtles are back! Ohhh we can't hurt the April monster. w00t midair shoot out! They have pretty good sarcasm in the middle of combat. Random bad guy got chucked in the river. The human needs better dialoge, Oh yea April's back to being weak again, it's all over now, and diangilo didn;t get any good lines. ANd now and annoing cliff hanger,

later.

Duck

what now?

I feel like i missed a lot... I mean really I'm really tempted just to stop here and not think about trying to catch up and you know this might just be "furthering my relationship with Edna"? cause i gotta spend time with her typing away at your guys rants... let alone make one of my own if i get bored which happens easily of course then i stop being bored because i begin typing... in which case i stop typing causing me to be bored again which means i start typing making me take like 2 minutes per word... that's right this took two minutes to type EACH WORD!!! that's right try adding it... don't tell me the answer... cause i don't know it... that's right i told you to do a math problem that i don't know the problem to its like the string theory. If you figure it out go back in time and let people know... but then they would know... and you wouldn't have figured it out... but then they wouldn't know cause u never went back to tell you.. ooh! I'm blowing your mind.. just like here!

Rules of the house:
1.Clean up after yourself
2.never die in the kitchen
3.try to not choke
4.OK.. never die in the house
5.No! don't EVER die
6.There are exceptions to all rules

IF THIS SENTENCE IS TRUE
THEN SANTA CLAUS EXISTS

Which is better, eternal happiness or a ham sandwich? It would appear that eternal happiness is better, but this is really not so! After all, nothing is better than eternal happiness, and a ham sandwich is certainly better than nothing. Therefore a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

Proof that I am Dracula

(1) Everyone is afraid of Dracula.

(2) Dracula is afraid of only me.

Therefore I am Dracula.

OH! like the the fact that Edna and i have a kid? yeah we named him "kit" he is a famous movie star... you may have seen him on night rider.. yeah and how does that work? that is for me to know and guess what more mind exploders!:

Proving that 3 + 2 = 0

Assume A + B = C, and assume A = 3 and B = 2.

Multiply both sides of the equation A + B = C by (A + B).

We obtain A² + 2AB + B² = C(A + B)

Rearranging the terms we have

A² + AB - AC = - AB - B² + BC

Factoring out (A + B - C), we have

A(A + B - C) = - B(A + B - C)

Dividing both sides by (A + B - C), that is, dividing by zero, we get A = - B, or A + B = 0, which is evidently absurd.

Proving that 2 = 1

Here is the version offered by Augustus De Morgan: Let x = 1. Then x² = x. So x² - 1 = x -1. Dividing both sides by x -1, we conclude that x + 1 = 1; that is, since x = 1, 2 = 1.

Quine, p.5

Assume that

a = b. (1)

Multiplying both sides by a,

a² = ab. (2)

Subtracting b² from both sides,

a² - b² = ab - b² . (3)

Factorizing both sides,

(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b). (4)

Dividing both sides by (a - b),

a + b = b. (5)

If now we take a = b = 1, we conclude that 2 = 1. Or we can subtract b from both sides and conclude that a, which can be taken as any number, must be equal to zero. Or we can substitute b for a and conclude that any number is double itself. Our result can thus be interpreted in a number of ways, all equally ridiculous.

(1) TWEEDLEDOO EXISTS

(2) BOTH SENTENCES IN THESE SENTENCES ARE FALSE

(1) TWEEDLEDUM DOES NOT EXIST

(2) TWEEDLEDEE DOES NOT EXIST

(3) AT LEAST ONE OF THESE SENTENCES ARE FALSE

source

J'aime le francais... =]

I love French. lets say that now. Here's a paragraph dedicated to all my Frenchies.... it may not be true but still...
Mes amis et moi, nous aimons les magasins. J'aime l'anglais mais mais elles aiment les maths. Nous detestons les examens. Neon Duck et moi, nous adorons le velo, mais Livy aime bien le foot. J'aime la pizza mais HappyCload preferes le hamburger, et nous adorons les frites. =] Mais nous n'aimons pas les escargots. Blech.


Didja like it??? =]
Sorry Dibs and Heat Sig (ur new name...) arent in it... here ill make a short one to. if u understand french.
Mon ami Heat Signature et moi, nous adorons ecoutons (?????) de la musique. Disby aime visite la 'Guide To Nerdiocity'.

"my friend Heat Sig and me love to listen to music. Dibsy likes to visit our blog."

So yeah.

tchao!!!!!
luv pooks.
p.s. im so glad me n leu are back to normal.... i feel like such a bitch.... dont kill me B!!! =]

Oh God.... i hate life.

O.M.G.
I hate my life... my best friend lies to me, is a tart (lol, Abs!), and takes 'my' guys....

my back hurts, my head hurts my heart hurts and yet i STILL have to be a freaking optimist all the time. GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!

Plus this whole screenname thing is driving me insane.

PLUS my teenspace thing just crashed after like, i put on like, 30 new icons, and i dont know if they saved or not.

AND i cant switch to art because you have to take gym for the other 18 weeks, and since were already like 9 weeks into school i cant drop honors sci and do 3d art which sux because some of my friends that are taking that calss have it second period which is when i want to take it. All i would have to do is switch comp and sci. so yeah.

PLUS mms gymnastics pix are tomarrow and i dont know how im gonna do my hair. argh.

ALSO idk what im going to wear to Abbey's party, and we have a geo quiz tomarrow.
like i said:

I. Freaking. Hate. Life.

-pooks
just let me sulk in peace.

I found this rather amusing, and kind of something I can relate to.... Dorks unite...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s580eK7jgw


Hey, Pooks and I rocked sox at the meet last night, can I hear you say w00t? Never mind y'all can't do it right, I got 2nd place on floor, who saw that coming? And pooks generally powned all around. Oh speaking of y'all I can talk in a southern accent consistently. I sound like Dolly Parton.....


twitchy.

~Neon Duck

An assortment of nags.

ello mates. I'm putting on the parental pants on and am going to divulge on some things that bug me...

Ahem. My Blog. Click. Read. Comment.

www.thereasearch.blogspot.com

Item #2. Look. I sent majority of you my EDITED first part of my first book like two weeks ago and I haven't gotten back one response. I feel kinda like Becca shot her machine gun of knowledge at me while Laura disdainfully rolled her eyes, like pooks became an Olympic gymnast when I lost my cartwheel, all at the same time. Yeah, not k00l. So, if I may be so bold to ask: could can I get some comments? I spent a tremendous amount of energy and most of my waining sanity on it, and no one even cares? Come on now, it's like 15 pages, and most of which is juicy action.

SO, I'm glad I got that business taken care of, and we can work it out, life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend..... (Beatles song for you deprived children.) Cooleo, I'm done.

~Duck clad in a brilliant beacon of Neon

I'm back, you may soon wish me gone again.

Hey, i'vegot power butB's stupid computer hasthis reallyannoying spacebar. mystupid cumputer isn't working so thisiswhatI have sunk to. But B justtoldargh ! Blast!I hatethis BLOODY computer. Alrightly B just told me that she edit'smyposts. MAH! Okay,I'mgoing to stop trying to think, because this isn't cool. in factit'stres not cool. I'M DONE ISWEAR I'm goingtoplant a bomb on this thing, it's oddlyannoying. Lord. Oh I saw DM last night, it wasreallyfunny, WE gave hima ride home. hardyhar. it was really funny ha. He's still talking tome. YEAH! Score, w00t, the works.

~Neon Duck. No B I don't belive in love.

omg, i hope this woks, this video had me cracking. up. ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO funny. God, i love cats.

We have a Mascot!!

Ok, I came across this random blog, Heather's photography, and she had this really cute green pig. I checked into it and now The Guide has it's very own mascot, Terance the Hedgehog. I considered "Sonic", but, come now, look at him! He's most definatly a Terance.
Exciting news! We have our Christmas show for Puppets and we're doing this great song. It's Called Christmas with a Captial C. I so agree with it. It talks about how the band is upset with people who go around saying "Happy Holidays".
"I mean, come on people! Do people say happy holidays in Febuary? No, they say what is. ' Hey man, Happy Valentines Day!' Oooooh! Do you believe in love?"

I heart the Go Fish Guys and Terance!
B

I LOVE the lack of School

So, the school had a power outage because of violent winds last night. That means we don't have school. My weekend was very exciting. I am sooooo smiley that we have a sudden lack of school... I forgot my sci book and was gone this weekend.
I went to the Revole tour. It was sweeeet! Hawk Nelson was there and Jason Dunn was like "Yesterday, somebody was like ' I LOOOVE YOU HAWK!!!!' and I was like 'dudette, my name is Jason, back off.'"
I was really psyched. And nothing significant happened like at the 30 hr. famine! yea!
Now I'm just sitting at my computer and drinking my coffee, wishing Ducky was here to Sodoku with me.

Lots Hearts,
B2the3

hey!! im in wards class, again. were just finishing up our photography thing, and i wanted to post a couple pictures. ummm, or one. Ill postmore later. stupid space bar.

Things I heartily love about saturday mornings.

~Getting up early because I wanted to

~Writing at the kitchen table

~Cello lessons

~Cold oranges.

~Reading

~Homework at ones leasure

~Editing at the kitchen table

~Being perfectly content
Neon Duck

Something to Ponder Awhile

Schizophrenia: (noun) to hear voices in one's mind, thinking the voices are there when there is no one.
I don' have schitzo, but I do wonder... the definition says "Voices". Occasionally, I will hear a voice, but only one and I know that it isn't really a person. What if the voice in my head has schitzo? Does that make me schitzo?
BTW: I don't wanna see tons of posts that say "your crazy B!!!". You all have voices in your heads too. In the case of my little bro, Sir Spazalot, that voice is Adam West. Click on his name if you don't know who he is. *cough* Neon!!! *cough*.

Comment like you mean it,
B

Sorry. I had to do it.

Keep in mind I could always choose sweeney todd. Or something more meish.


Oh by the way my blog is feeling lonely, it told me to pass that along.
~Electrical Fowl.

im leavin, never comin back again

hey, im goin to cinci, b back later.
JOE FINALLY LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
later,
pooks

THIS IS A BIG DEAL.

I'm posting to tell you that it is a monumental day, I finished all my homework and it's only 7:37 at night!!! ha ha ha. I'm going to go edit my story which I haven't worked on since Sunday. (tears up.)


I'm not depressed too! SO I can be random!

~In American 'history' highway stores it's impossible to talk in a British accent.

~my computer mouse is arrogant.

~I finally had a decent gymnastics's practise! Doesn't change anything, sorry pooks.

~Office supply stores are going to take over everyone. Just. You. Wait.

~I named my school Cello Vincent. It's a cool name.

~DON'T STEP ON THE DIRIGIBLE PLUMBS! Oh sorry you guys don't get that. losers.

~I'm gonna go write eeee!!!!

~does anyone highly suggest any good books? And make them Neon Duck appropriate, please. B I'm not reading the Traveling pants or the clique series or what ever.

~The Beatles give me warm fuzzies.

~I like dogs.

~hhgreg employees are mildly frightening.

w00t! I'm back to normal!

NEON DUCK!

Guess what???

HEY! Im at skool. IN ward's class. waiting... we arent doing anything yet... so yeah. g2g. =]
-pooks

7 Things

So, in honor of the month of Aug-ust, let's discuss the 7 thing's that make B scream "AUGGGGG!!!" To the tune of Miley's 7 Things:


Exes who won't look you directly in the eye
All the presidental candidates who lie
It's time for me to let out...
My shout:

[Chorus:]
7 things I that make me scream AUGG!!
Browies that burn;
My time is always taken over by my little brothers;
My sister's never home;
She treats me like a little kid;
And I didn't study;
Plus Pandora's going back to school...

I should've already said it,
So I think it's time it's heard,
Sometimes it really pays off
To be considered "Nerd"...

[Chorus]

AUGGGG!!!!!!

B

I havent posted in like forever...

Wow, i havent been on here in a while. it seems as if everyone is griping about skool so me being the optimest that i am will talk about the good aspects of school.
ummm.... well there's, no, never mind...... ummm, typing class... but that makes ur wrists hurt. well not really me becuz im used to playing the piano for hours on end, so yeah, thats ok i guess.
but its kinda boring.

Im so bummed that me and neon and me and B dont have more classes together. I have alot with happy and livvy tho. Lunch is the main highlight of my day, and even then they havent had tostitos chips to go with the salsa so ive been just eating fritos for lunch... o well.
i went to the darby game last night with HC and her cuzzin Rachael, and we saw B there. plus raul owes me a dollar i will propbly NEVER get back... like i care... anyway.. darby totally crushed 'em, 54-14 i think!!!! that reminds me of the Davidson- Darby game last year and made me want to put this up: The best senior prank ever! i remember that. I was there and it was SOOOOOOO funny!!!


I slept in till like, 11, and then watched tv and checked my email, listened to FF5's new album again, and then took a 3 hour nap, and then did like this weekends, and most of mondays geo homework and then took a page worth of notes on 1.1-1.3. i am soooo ready to be done.

Then i had a popsicle.

And now im blogging.


=]

-PoOkIe
Why is hot pink not a color choice for fonts?? huh, huh?

I'm done. I am absolutly finished, I don't NEED to go on.

The first week was deadly. I heard all my teachers repeat the same things I've been hearing for 7 years like it's a completely novel concept. I like few of my teachers (MY LA TEACHER IS GRADING ON GRAMMAR AND SPEELING!!!!) I know how this year is going to go. ONE DIRECTION: down hill. Orchestra is about to blow up. Gymnastics isn't the best. The only thing I can cling to is my story.

SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM MY LIFE!

~Electrical Fowl.

Memo: All People Who THINK they have School Tomarrow

This just in: School actually starts next tuesday. It will give some of us a little more time for first day of school outfits. Not to sound superficail or anything it's just when my parents were diciding wheater or not to let me pick my own outfit it didn't go too well. I picked out a peace sign shirt, rainbow suspenders, knock off chucks, jean shorts, and knee highs. Dad said "Well it's definatly you... but my vote is 'tone it down'". So I have to wear ankle socks and jeans instead. Anyway, that's currently. The keep changing it suttly. Yet Princess, my sis, gets to wear white jeans. ERGGGGGG! I almost typed "erd!" how, nERDy....

B

...and now for something compleatly different!

So no one is writing because the dog days of summer are seeping into their brains. That's my guess.

So I am going to start by talking about absolutly nothing, as is my way.

I don't want to go to school, it's not too high on my to do list.

My muse is hungover.

I need to go shopping, something else I don't want to do.

Barthalemue misses me. I haven't been hanging out with him lately.

I'm not going to see anyone in the next school year.

Not even DM. That's not good, I need someone to be rediculasly sarcastic with.

I have to go to church today, it's a holy day.

where the heck is my freaking muse?!?!

why do I like not having anything to talk about?

I hope this school year isn't the third ring of hell.

I don't want it to be.

But it probebly will.

There's my shot at optimisum.

I'm not getting anything out of gymnastics so far.

It makes me sad.

I can't be random in this state. I think I'll go try to do something else.

~NEON DUCK.

What Powers Does this girl hold over Haybug?

OK, Peeps, or uh, Dibs and cloads, and semi-aquatic egg laying mammals of sorts. ANY WAY! OK, so we got our "official" schedules yesterday, right? Haybug, who happens to be one of my friend with a blog (see Coole-0 from may). She also goes to our school. Well, Dana apperantly holds some mystical amulet or cursed pirate treasure of sorts because she has some sort of power over Hay. She's been giving complete crap to Haybug about being in honors science 9 this year. So much that Haybug dropped the course for fear that Dana would verbally torture her (i don't put it past her) second period. I finally convinced her last night not to because obliviously it's what Dana wanted all along. But can you believe her? The nerve!!!! So, we're all in that class (those who go to our school, I mean), right? Well we should totally help her study to help us study, you know? Any way just a thought. And I know, we' re gonna have the great Dana debate again, huh? Well tally up the points, then. -50 for this!

B2the3

Song of the Broken

I hear what Pooks is up with, getting over Kendal, and you know what? SuperChick did this song ever ago. It's called Bowling Ball. Also check out princes and frogs When I was getting over a certain E-Coward, it was my theme song. That and Let me Be by the Turtles. Of course a week in MI and another at Camp helped 2.
B^3

B is Back

Let's say that um, my friend, fell off the edge of the earth for, say 2 weeks? Also "my friend" didn't want to read through 300+ comments to learn what she missed, so any body who would like to inform me of what's been going on, w/o copy & paste-ing the whole blog preferably, will get a virtual oatmeal and chocolate cookie!

B2the3

whatever

I love a good italian dressing. im about to eat dinner, so that wasnt WAAAAAAAAAY random.
GUESS WHAT!!!!! to all my besties: cum join me on teenspacecolumbus.com!!! its pruty cool, and is knida like a paranoid myspace. such fun. im hxcgymnast. the end.

NEW!

Well sense in most ways you all are snails in the great hall of clocks I have to explain that I changed THE BLOG. I like it, aw Blast I'm logged on as B. well this is Neon. Hope you like it, you probably don't. But I like it, +D, sorry if you don't, I had a really strong desire to change it to the Sweeney Todd back round, but I had an irking suspicion you couldn't handle it.

~Neon Duck

Hullo.

I've been wondering what I should post about and I settled on NOTHING!!!! I know, w00t, right? SO in order to talk about nothing I need YOU not to pay attention so you can believe I really am talking about nothinG!

Right, so I have been losing sleep over the stupid big decisions I have to make in high school ( seriously, do I choose Gymnastics, Theater, or Orchestra!?!?!!?) and I look and my self am I'm like AHAHA I am turning into my parents!!!!! Because they always stress, and over achieve, and freak out about mundane things and that's NOT GOOD. It's genetic! I've been fighting my genes the past two weeks. I'm trying not to overachieve, not to freak out over the mundane and DEFINITELY not stress. It's not turning out in my favor, heck, I'm defeating the odds just getting out of bed. Alright so I'll go try to keep my head in one piece and you can go on your merry way because this was nothing. w00t.

~Neon Duck

Im back too!!!!

Ok so you all know i went to Young Life camp and i was like ah-mazingly excited right!?!?!?!?!?!? Well, the ride down i hung out with Kendal, Zach, Laura, and umm, yeah, Andrea and Sara a bit. Then when i got there i was having a great time and i met some new people and stuff, and Jesus!! there are a kajillion hottttttttttt skater/ punk/ kinda Abercrombieish guys there!!! i met this drummer with a lip ring named Owen... he likes Hawk Nelson. he kinda reminds me of a kid from our school...

and i met another guy with a lip ring named Joe who's almost 16. He skates and has a little friend named Joey (who's 14), and both of them sport bandannas daily. not becuase they're in a gang though. but Joe was sssssooooo nice and he was really into me, and so i got really confused because i thought i liked him but i also still liked Kendal. So Joe hung out with me a LOT and i liked... at first. Then later I was talking to my friends Halley and Macey and Laura, and everyone but Macey said i should go for Joe, and make Kendal jelous, which will make him either want me more, OR IT WILL push him away. so you can see my dilemma. But Macey said go for Kendal because i'll never see Joe again cuz he lives in Missouri. but it gets more complicated. I found out then that Joe and Joey are pot heads and Joe was on probation so if they find out he left the state then he could go to jail. and Halley told me that Kendal told her he NEVER liked me like that which was really depressing.

So i got really confused and at the rodeo (which was at like midnightish) i was crying really hard and all my cabin peeps were hugging me. and then Zach's cabin gets up to the place and we're on the same team, so he comes up to me and is like "what's wrong??" and i couldnt talk so Kelsey said, "She's reallllllllly confused" and so he gave me a big hug. which made me cry more. Then of corse Kendal comes up and gives me a hug which makes it a little better. so after a while i stopped crying. But then i found out Joe was on our team, and so he was trying to talk to me and i was stressed i didnt talk a lot. but luckily kendal and zach got along with him ok, and all my other friends did too so i had a huge group around me which always makes me feel better. so then next day i didnt want to go through that again, so i avoided everyone who wasn't from my church, which ment blowing off Joe. a lot. which i feel REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY bad about. but i had waaaaay more fun, so i guess it worked.

I went tubing and rock climnbing, and mountain biking (a girl from my cabin broke her wrist... so of course it was dangerous and i was LUVIN it!!!) and did the high ropes corse and jammed my thumb playing volleyball with Laura and some bisexual guys named Trevor (he was amazingly hottt, and nice, and gives great hugs) and Caleb (i cant think about him without laughing). They were hilarious and i really want to see them again. =] BUT... they were swimming in the lake with Kendal and found a huge leech and showed it to me and it was disgusting. Macey is the nicest and prettiest cheerleader ive ever met, and she was helping me with my back handsprings and now i can do two standings in a row on grass (no spot) and a roundoff 2 bhs's with no spot on grass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by the way, Kendal fell for macey, laura'a bf broke up with her, and korey and Halley went out and broke up. And according to Jenna i broke the hottest guy at camp's heart. oops. but i met my friend Matt's friend Stan and he's really nice and totally ripped and does this thig called parkore which i still have to look up on youtube. but him and my crazy friend Steven got along really well, and probably were the strangest most random people at camp. and there were alot of crazy people there.... trust me.

On the way back i chugged a monster and laura got mad at me cuz she said i was acting drunk and i had to sitr next to her. Then Zach chugged a one liter Mountian Dew and to anyone who knows him i bet you know how that turned out. but i crashed (it was a nine hour bus ride) and talked with these hawttttttttt U.A. guys and laura was too bummed (this was when she found out her bf broke up with her) to flirt, but me and jenna did. They were really nice though, normally i would think they would be stuck up, but no. And i got their numbers. ;D

I know you totally did not need to know this and Neon i know you think im a pathetic loser, Cload i know you think im a whore now... and B and Liv, i dont know what you will think of this. Especially since it was a Christian camp.

Young Life was amazing in the end, and alot of my best memories of summer will probly be from there. Well, i definately will have some bad memories too but you know. win some lose some.

anyway............. i love you all and missed u tons.

-pookie-

The rumor's true, I am in fact back.

'lo all.

I am back from the grand canyon and here's the summery:

The best wildlife we saw were a fat elk, weird squirrels that look like rats and like humans to feed them, the third where teens from California who looked at me like I was scum because I have cool foot wear.

THE PEOPLE

SO there are a ton of people at the grand canyon from all over the world, we heard some perfect British accents and southern and people from France and Germany and all sorts of places. I went hiking in my awesome chucks and hat and a bunch of German teens looked at me funny (and I might add that the hottest members of the male sex are from Europe.) and at the air port they confiscated my sunscreen, because obviously if I have a container of sunscreen I must be a terrorist. Um so there you have the highlights of my trip. Oh yeah the funnest part was at the hotel and I was talking Roman and European history with my sis. great fun.

Out.

~DUCK

hey

hey i know that i just posted... this is like my fifth one in a row. But i wanted to say Ill be at younglife camp for the next week so u wont be seeing a lot of me... i leave tomarrow... at 5:30... in the morning... yeah... but we get a charter bus cuz there's so many of us, so that makes up for it.
Bye!!!!!!!

im bored

haha. i have to do work at the governors office becuz my mom works there and its take ur kid to work day, but i met a few guys who were my age and my sibs are here so s'all good. kinda. BUT we had lunch at potbelly and so im happy. the end.

Neon this seems like ur kind of guy.

just saying.
Duff.

Blog Award!!!!

Ok, we got the blog award!!! Thanks Kels Kels <3. so yeah, ok here are the blogs i nominate. If anyone has others, post them. I dont think i even know 7 blogs though... hmmm maybe i do!
cady lola cep (i heart ur stories)
neon duck (wonderfullness and randomocity)
amee (love ur story and ur thing about the Winchester house)
aurley (wow, so much better than mine.)
sarah and rachael (bookworms ruleeee!!!)
dark matter (how can u have a blog and have absolutely NO posts? astonishing.)
i<3chocolate (HYPERHYPERHYPER)

here are the rules...
1. The winner can put the logo on their blog
2. Link the person you received your award from
3. Nominate at least 7 other blogs
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5. Leave a message on the blogs of the people you've nominated so yeah!

I'm sorry.

U luckey ducks get to see a terrible picture of me with my blue streak! yay. ill take and post a picture of my one i have on the bottom layer later. im letting it fade, and then ill re-dye it.

My parents are retards, they sed u cant wear shorts with heels, and they told me to change my shoes before we went to church. They said i looked like a street walker, and a prostitute, and i SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO did not. whateveeeeer. Anyway, Happycload, i have to say that i have ur umbrella at my house cuz i forgot it was in my bag and i just found it. (from RW&B) so yeah, ill get it to you.

luvvvies!

pooks

I saw this and thought of all you twilight-ies B

Bubbles and Cookies don't mix

Yes, it is time for my long anticipated rant. I'm baaaaaaaaack!!! So just by a show of hands, who here remembers (breaks into random song) my Nema Nema Ooo my Nemanema my Nema Nema Ooo my Nemesis? You know, Bubbles? Let me tell you, we haven't suddenly become the best of friends or anything, in fact my dis-liking-ness has grown stronger if that is at all possible. Today was Coach D's Birthday and because her mom is Swim Team President (have I mentioned this? Well she has.... a lot) Bubbles brought cookies for the 13-18 group. Oooh my, my. I have the feeling that they were SPEACIAL cookies- even if the they were store bought, Kroger could be in on it. SOOO um I had news for Pooks but I kind of forgot. I'll let you know. Oh, right!! I saw Kendal P at the pool yesterday. He was talking to his mom. I never really thought about populars having parents. Can you honestly say you've invisioned K.S.S.'s mom? I know, Random!! but I'll get over it.

B3

Titles are hard to come up with AND there's no speel check.

Hello all. I haven't died yet. Just thought you should know.

~Neon Duck.

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SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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'ello everyone ugh blast! the accent's creeping into my writing too! SO I was just going to say that I fixed the comments on my other blog so you can comment whenever....

www.thereasearch.blogspot.com

OK.

Ok, gooys this layout is totally working for me..... =] nice pick, B or Duckie! Does it make anyone twitch? No? ok, good. We're on a roll.
Btw, it's stalling, not staling.
-poooookies

Staling......

Hi again.

I am REALLY procrastinating right now...like I'm totally suposed to be practising cello right now but I REALLY don't feel like it. My sister is about to go to a gamer convention, I want to go, I don't know which of those peices of information are sadder. Any way I have a lot to do and nothing appelaing Oh, I really like this song! Panic at the Disco's Nine in the Afternoon. That;s a good song. Okay I should really find something to blog about before I start blogging. But the title does ring true....

UGH! my life is a monotonous pit of boredom.... Oh! I saw WALL-E That is the best movie I have ever seen! LIKE EVER! It has a lot to say.

Um... B THe new backround isn't doing it for me anymore. Just saying. And no one listens to my advise anyway because, I rarely am not sarcastic but seriously I don't like it. Blue hearts are a pet peave of mine. Blue hearts make me twitch.

Out.

~NEON DUCK +(

I'm NOT freaking over Christain

Okay, maybe I'm freaking a little.
On one hand:
I can't stand him!!!
On the other:
I can't stop thinking about him!!!
On one hand:
He's a pathetic lump of cowardliness
On the other:
He's absoultly beautiful
On one hand:
There are plenty of fish in the sea
On the other:
Why is it I only want to catch the one?

Who needs Christian? I've found two new men to love. And their names are Ben and Jerry.

B out

New House Plans/ JB's

Hi. It's Me. Sorry I Havent Been On In A While, I Had VBS and My Cuzins Were Up. just had to do This Thing. Liz (my cuzin whose my age) thinks i have ADD. watevs. this will be a long post. Just a warning.
BTW... why doesnt anyone ever comment on my posts??


Today, when we were waiting for my gma and gpa to pick my cousins up, me Liz, and Andrew and my sis were talking to my dad about how we should get a plasma, and then we figured out we would have to redo the room and then we made a whole new plan for our house. It is awesome freaking awesome. We would switch the family room around and take out the windows, but redo my porch and make it into a room, and there would be french doors and steps connecting it to the family room, and we would extend our house out a bit, and put in a music room with vaulted celings where we could stash our piano, drums, and acoustic guitar, and then we would buy shveet recording equipment and then a bass, an electric or two, and probably way better drums, and then we would redo the kitchen, put in an island, and make a little hole/ counter in the wall that connects it to the dining room and then put in a 'kidney shaped pool' that is around 3-9 feet deep, that could go around our music studio, and then we could take out the stupid freaking stupid patio we never use to make room for it. I told my dad we should buy the neighbors behind us's house, take down the fence and the house and put in a gym, and a gymnastics center for me to practice in as well. PERFECT huh?!?!?! oh, and we would have to get WAAAAAAAAAY more than one plasmas. i told my dad we sould all buy two lottery tickets at Kroger to see if they would cover the expenses.
He shouldnt get my hopes up like that. Yes i know im rambling.


Anyway, we all know the Jonas Brothers looks are the only thing saving them (so not fair... Joe even looks hottt with short hair, and i heart Kevin's laugh!), but actually they are freaking hilarious! Here's something me and Liz found..., well part of it. The best part (the muffin man) got cut off. Also, their old sound was nice. Heres some songs:
Poor Unfortunate Souls
Year 3000 Dude, Nick is like our age! Woah.
then there's this. Watch it. It's HiLaRiOuS!!!
Burnin' Up (official music video)

"i cant grow a mustache."


anyway, EnJoY!!!!!!!


~Pookieface=]

Read B's post too. did they break up and i dont know about it?

Just Freinds

Nothing will ever be the same,
Nothing good ever came
From Just Friends

He wants to be mine,
And I can't see the signs,
All too soon they've past

He wants to be friends,
And I didn't want it to end,
But it has.

-B-

THE NEW NEON.

I started a new blog, I don't care if u don't care, u are going to click on the following link.



www.thereasearch.blogspot.com

~Neon Duck.

I'm really starting to worry about B's paranoia...

So I was talking to B on the phone and she's convinced the FBI was tapping the oh so important conversation that we were having about the complex cowardly ways of the other sex. Why would anyone want to listen to THAT? SO yeah, she says she's sewing and I think she'll be committed...

Outta here

~Neon Duck

On to a lighter subject....

'ello.

So. As official keeper of the peace...(B THAT is irony, okay? Your quest is over.) I am changing the subject from the soap opera, and it won't be a rant because that started something ugly last time.


I am suffering from moderate writers block. I'm kinda ticked at my head. I mean it's not my fault I think slower than my brain does. It's hard to be me I mean it's pathetic that my last statement no, my second to last statement makes perfect sense to me but you all will have me commited.

Wow off base, so my writers block, I'm editing my first book cuz the snow ball that is my story is stuck in mud and I'm stuck under it. w00t a form of metaphor.

SO the only reason I'm blogging and or monologuing is because I have writers block and I can't stand listening to my own thoughts skating around my head and saying rude things to me any more.

I am home all by myself (except for Pandora who is squawking somewhat loudly.) because my people are going to the art museum to look at quilts. Yeah, hot date eh? SO this is going nowhere but I don't know what I'm going to do next. I could take a nap but then I'd get that weird metallic taste in my mouth and then it would just be bad.

Oh does talent come at the price of modesty? Because I have never met a talented AND modest person, unless there talent is modesty HOW am I supost to recognize THAT?!?!

SO anyway what brought that up was I'm at an orcdork camp (There's always room for
CELL-O! w0000t!) and all of the talented musicians are highly big headed, it tends to aggravate.

So I am shutting up and you can go on your merry way and I will listen to my thoughts mocking me. Thank you.

Out of here to go no where

~Neon Duck.

This is out of hand, my friends.

Okay, fellow human beings, I need to address some individuals. I would comment but my computer isn't letting me first:

B: Don't make me so innocent, when I rant I'm almost guaranteed to offend someone, in fact a lot of people. Now I knew the last rant was a bit on the edge but I was mad at the world and I already talked to pooks and she got it.

Pooks and B: I'M NOT MAD AT HC FOR HER COMMENT! STOP TRYING TO DEFEND ME! I've had to get things all sorted by myself for a while, Of course I do have SOME capacity to feel.

Happy Cload: Do you even know whats going on? I think that's crucial for this entire swamp of a situation

So as constant peace keeper I just said all that and it may clear things up or sink us deeper, but for the love of everything good in this world such as duct tape can we all get a long for the summer AT LEAST?!?! okay, w00t I am done. No go quarrel amongst yourselves. (That was a joke! Don't do it or I will mass murder to rid myself of your stupidity. )

~Neon Duck.

Top Five Reasons

Top Five Reasons:
I'm mad at Earth

1. My Weekend activity was 30 hour famine. I didn't eat for 30 hours to support World Vision's World Hunger Relief Fund, so I spent most of Friday and Saturday at my church. My week has been REALLY long, so I kept randomly falling asleep. Once in a chair, a pew, the floor (2 times there)... etc.
2. While asleep, my buddies duct taped my head to these random places. I had to rip the tape off and it realllly hurt.
3. Speaking of hurt... I had to delete a comment today. It was posted by Happy Cload and I felt it was very inappropriate. I really didn't ever want to have to do that, but the post was really hurtful and I was losing sleep thinking one of my friends could be so cruel to another one of my friends.
4. I am pretty sure that I will get blown up at by a not-so-happy cload.
5. I am still really tired and can't go to sleep for fear my sister may have duct tape.

That's all Folks,

B