Playlist

Oh, BTW gooys, we need to add a playlist to our blog. I want a comment from everyone who thinks that's a good idea.

randomation

Ok, so my fave song of the day is 'The Show' by Hawk Nelson. Just had to say that. It seems so "omg, schools out let's go have fun" ish.
So yeah, ummm does anyone know how to upload pictures onto the blog posts?? Cuz i have tons, and i was thinking of putting them on here. Ok, i might have added one, idk, idk what it will be if i did. Just chose a random one.
luvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Pooks!

Stone and Stone

These guys are beyond hilliarious. They were on Last Comic Standing and I was, like rollling on the floor! They did a different sketch though. Did you see it?
Ladies and Gentlemen: Adam and Todd Stone go to the Dry Cleaners
Love,
B2the3

Titles ALMOST as Nerdy as I am

Ello, Poppets.
Well, we had a team meeting at school today. Today, we had a corn hole tournament and an awards ceremony. I won an award btw.
Most likely to:
Become President: Ducky
Be a writer for Saturday Night Live: Dark Matter
Be a talk show host: Pooks
Over take Apple and Microsoft simultaneously: my bf
Be a contestant on Fear Factor: me
Every body else was on the freaking nose.
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We're talking about a major oddity....

Hey,

OK so I haven't blogged in a while because the author part of my brain was using the computer, don't ask, you already know my thinking proses is screwed up.


ANYWAY to the matter at hand, the politics are pretty much the same recently so I'll rant about something really random:

OK so yesterday evening I was on my hammock in the back yard reading or what ever, and I looked up because something moved out of the corner of my eye, at first I thought it was a super hideous cat slinking through the grass but then it had like, a pointy rat tail. Opossums are the oddest creatures out there! I was totally weirded out by it. And NOW I'm all paranoid about going out side cuz I think there's like a family or rat hole of opossums in my neighborhood. So I'm freaking out about the scary opossums, I swear there like a cross breading between a cat, a ferret and a rat gone sickly wrong. Opossums are the twitchiest mammal thingies out there. Maybe I took too much cough syrup (Kidding, I took the diagnosed two tsp. Don't freak.). Anyway I think I'll go write my story or something so I'll stop flipping out about random animal things in my neighborhood.

Your thoroughly weirded out friend,

~Neon Duck.

Kings Isle, the Bandies Unite

Ok, so all of us know about the 3 wheeled wagon o' bandies, right?
Well, they got freaking sweet airbrushed tanks. they said "Davoll's Band Geeks" in flippin' awesome lettering. Omg! Happy and I wanted to get ones that said welll, Cloady said to keep it hush hush cause it rules, but yea.
If you haven't already guessed, most of us went to king's island yesterday because we get good grades in music. Bet Dark Matter wishes he didn't "lose" his trumpet now, huh?
~bee two the three~
PS Get off the computer and go hug a tree, I am....

Kings Island

I went to Kings Island yesterday for choir (band and the orc dorks went too) and it was freakin AWESOME!!!!!!!! Every thing was so fun! well, except the drop tower, soooooo not worth the 2 hr. wait, and it made us miss the chance to ride Son Of Beast. Oh well, just means we have to come back again!!! ;) I rode The Beast in the front car with my dad and had my hands up for like almost the entire time! I was sobbing though, because the wind was making my eyes water, so i suggest if u want to ride in the front car, shut your eyes. I also rode the Vortex, The Racers, White Water Canyon (also not worth the wait) and Congo Falls, or watevs. Lastly, i FLEW!!!!!! Like literally, my dreams and wishes of waking up in the morning with the ability to fly came true! for like, one and 1/2 mins. I rode the Xtreme Skyflyer thingie. Im gonna see if i can do that thing Jimmy Pats does and make the word a link..... Xtreme Skyflyer YES!!!!!! That's purty much what me and Marissa were like! It was really the high point of my day. That and the Beast.
Hugggggggs,
Pooks

I am the freaking, n/m

Hola, boys and gals. Dark Matter wasdieing in a ditch? I thought he was struggling in a tar pit....
Any way...
I am totally into The Far Side now. They're half political cartoon-ish half pure joy.
Wow, I know, right?
So...
I lost chapter 4 of my book. oh, well.
G2g,
Babsiting. Joy.
B

+D

Yea!!!! Dark matters back! It's so good to know he didn't die in a ditch, of coarse, now he's back I might have to lite him up, the odds aren't in his favor... I must ask, Dark Matter, did u vote 4 urself to be burned, cuz I could take that a couple directions... Interesting last post.


~Quack.

ok im totaly back! OMFG!!!

ok yeh title says it all! so yeh im totaly back... and well im back! hi evry1!

=D log time ago now my GH dont work >.< it ="'(" load ="P">

wow this is gunna be boring (10M) so i woke up went to school came back and now this...

Oh, w8... ok lets try agian (12M)

woke up, went to school,came home, tried to make a facebook*, and now this... yeh thts detailed enough (15M of 30M)

significant event-asked neon duck out yeh ima ask agian better tomarrows btw =D

*i made one and "i have to be in high school" becuase it makes u sign to a highschool/colledge when ur under 18.... and the grad year only went to 2011... thats not cool... not cool... not...cool...

yeh but if u accualy read all of this ill be impressed... (22M) cuase well i barely have the atention span to make this tht is y there are so many open spaces from when i got distracted.....

Yeh there it was agian (Frik!!!) but yeh when

i get distracted

i make a new line =( its now cool.....

oops (26M) yay its almost done.... wow this is amazing i need some duct

-tape

wow this is special (29!) ok im totaly almost done....

or not... -.- wow...

Yay avenged sevenfold....

w00t? anyone? plz?

yay! processing....

see how they

got shorter?

tht shows my atention span....

but yeh ok its totaly almost done...

jeopardy music is still playing BTW

oh wow tht was a major distraction... wow

my sis is asleep on the couch.. wow if this rlly takes this long i might not finish it o.O

Ahhh! i think my sis is sleeping on the remote...

oh god wtf? now im jus gettin mad..

*falls asleep*

ow! oh god... oh huh? oh, oh ok, k..who wants to play heads-up seven-up? ok ready?

heads down!!!!

*evry1 hits neon ducks head*

[neon duck]:Ow!!! i think i have a concussion. (spelled right??)

wow thts special getting a concussion while playing heads up seven up..

ok now if ur still reading this ur special does this fall in diffrent windows or a scrolly window?

leme check...

HOLY CRAP!!! ITS FINALY DONE THIS TOOK LIKE #) MIN!!! (try to find tht number..)

thank god!

5-ish

yes, i know i've posted a lot today, but i remembered!

5-ish days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes!!!!!!!!
OH! Btw, listen to Beside You Now by The Fold. It was on the



Battle of the

Buzz

yesterday and


t oday and I



heart it.

`lo

`lo all. I have generally nothing to say, Oh if you know that Dark Matter is in a ditch dieing some where please let us know, cuz we'd have to cry at his funeral, and funerals are twitchy. Oh, and I'd also like to ask WHY does everyone want me to lite Dark Matter up? I don't like burning people, it smells terrible and probably puts weird chemicals in the air, not fun. Kidding. Stupid computer. Ooh I planted my garden on Sunday, now it's beautiful, I love my garden. Yeah, that was off topic, but then again, so is my life. SO stay Nerdy and be nice to inanimate objects, you never know which ones will turn on you...

~Neon Duck.

PS CC is a sexist warthog and I wonder how duck's sneeze. ooh itunes just did something odd, ugh I have to go fix it or what ever. existing takes a lot my friends.

Time

Ok, i just noticed that at the bottom where it sez what time you posted, that it's apparently 1:11 Pm, when i posted but it's actually 4:16. Weird. Dark Matter, where ARE you???

Ummm...

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i forget what i was going to say. If i remeber then I'll post again. I'm sorry for disrupting my web community with this unexplainably stupid post. (Youre cue to say 'We accept your apology')

FYI and Randomocity

So, Ducky was saying that she didn't know a cat that sounded like Meorrrrrwwww!!!!! As seen in my last post, so THIS is what it's supposed to be.

~B~

p.s. Went to Pookie's Chior Concert. U Rocked my Socks, Girly!!!

Kitty-Catty! Meorrrww!

So, I know we usually write light-hearted funny stuff on here, and that's cool and all, but I kinda wanna blog about a little bit more serious stuff than usual, k? If you're not into that sorta stuff, Skip this.
We were baby sitting Friday for a bunch of kids. All different ages but mainly fourth-graders. OMG!!! They were sooo Catty!!! and arrogant! and they reeked of Aeropostal. (BTW, if you like aeropostal, sorry but that makes you reallly loser-ish in my book).
I got to thinking.... Was I like that in 4th grade? All "all authority figures just THINK they're cool." "what EVER it is you're doing, I want no part in it!" "Let's have a vote. All in favor of listen to the lame-o sitter say 'Aye'. Oh, no one? That's what I thought. So who wants to hit her with a baseball bat? (AYE!!!!)"
I think the Neon Duck put it well in saying "It was like my own personal *insert four letter cuss word thats not really a cuss word but what the hay, I'm B here*!!!"
Fourth -Grade Girls Suck!!
Oh, and if you are one, being rude is sooo not the equivalent of being cool, K?
And if you know a fourth grade girl that's cool, have her meet the Friday Night Heck-squad. It could be nothing less than a good experience.

~B2the3

Drums

Ok, so you know how i have been really wanting to be a drummer lately? Well..... I HAVE MY CHANCE! My little brother, who has perfect Fang hair if you dyed it black and straightened it which he's gonna do, was looking at some of our neighbors garage sales (its the neighborhood garage sale day) and bought a shveet blue drumset for $10 at one. YAY! Im actually alright! although if i show up to school deaf on monday you'll know why. My bro and sis are fighting over who's turn it is now. Im gonna go hit some sales with my umm, fortune of umm, $1.50.

Guitar Hero

Hi! It's Pooks! Im at HappyCload's house and we were just playing Guitar Hero and i figured out i like the screamo songs the best, but they're also the hardest. Her sister.... we'll call her.... KiteGurl, is like absolutely AMAZING! She's drawing a random baby from a random magazine right now, and its pretty shveet!

Flamming Dilly Bars.

I haven't blogged in a while because there wasn't much to rant or spaz over, or nothing of interest, but now I have one that relates to my favorite motto; If it's not flaming it's not worth throwing. True words indeed. Soooo B and I have a ton of plans this summer, all of which include flame, Before we die we are totally going to light a Dilly bar on fire and send it hurtling through the air, Along with many other numerious random objects. Ohhhh yeah, we've got plans.



~Neon Duck *Quack*

PS I bet you don't hav any cool plans for the summer

Manga

O.M.G. Did you see Fang's 2nd latest blog post? It's them in Manga, and everyone is exactly like i pixured them, except Fang needs to get about 4 inches off his hair so that its floppy, but not girly. AH! i cannot wait to buy those!!!!!!
-pooks

AH! ALGEBRA IS SUCH A HARD SUBJECT!

Ok, so we have this huge project thing for algebra due tomarrow and it's really hard. Plus i was going to do it on the computer and we have a spread sheet thing, but not excel which is what i was working on in scholl, so me being the smart person I am, saved it to my flashdrive. Or so i thought. I um, hit the wrong button and it saved to my school thing, NOT my flash drive. So know i have to do it all by hand and i forgot my old math journal with all those formulas in it in my locker and so i am so stuck. I better see if i can do anymore...... bye.
ur StUpId (which Oz-haha- keeps reminding me i am) friend,
Pooks

Mother's Day

Ok, thanks mom, i heart u. Ok, now seriously, why don't they have a Kid's Day? They have Mother's Day, Father's Day, Grandparent's Day......... So yeah. I mean, my mom would say "Honey, everyday is Kid's Day. We do a lot of stuff for you." I know, but it's not like, special it's normal.
Well, anyway, i made her a card (using one of the pictures i took) on Kodak EasyShare, and got her a shveet spinny frame and put her other 2 favorite pictures i took in there so she can have some color in her office. So yeah. (Jeeze, i say that a lot, dont i?)
I am alisurdgqipuergb p9sh dsiufh (translation: Bored, and feel the sudden urge to type random things on the key board using my forehead, which now really hurts.)
I wonder if this : ) will turn into a smiley face..... let's find out... :) (Yes, No, idk?)
Quote Of The Day: Everyone wishes their grass was emo, that way it would cut itself.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XOXOXO,
~*pookieface=]*~ (future pro photographer)
P.S. Does anyone else think that golf and baseball are the most retarded sports in the world?

Boy Scouts

Ok B you asked for it, I feel a rant coming!!!


I totally wanted to be in boy scouts, I mean what did girl scouts do? sell cookies and that's it. BOY SCOUTS WENT CAMPING!!!! That would be like the funnest thing, seriously, I love camping! AND they do a whole assortment of other things too, like knots and THEY get to do a TON of things that include FIRE. What do girl scouts do? NOTHING TO DO WITH FIRE! That's right, they are taught to be all safe and crap. My older cousins were boy scouts and complete pyros, I mean it's pathetic you think I'm bad around fire. So anyway once I got to make this GINORMOUS stick tee pee and in the center we threw in a rag soaked in gasoline, just for fun, man that thing lit up like crazy, ah good times, good times. THAT WEREN'T PRESENTED TO ME BY GIRL SCOUTS!!!! PISH!

~Your ticked friend, Neon Duck.

Rain Rain

You know what? I am reallly tired. I got up at 6 this morning to make my mom dough boys, a tasty doughnut like treat. The bros are boy scout camping. Before you say anything, I know, Neon Duck, you despite being a girl always wanted to be a boy scout...
I am like in Paradise! No bros! And Sis is sick so it's like, just me! :)
It's raining and I'm fighting the urge to go dance in the rain. It's reallllly hard 'cause the rain is just so.... rainy? Waaaay better than sunshine!!

-B^3

Hey dere!

Hey Gooys! Its pookieface=] formerly known as Fanggurly!!!!!!! so yeah, ummm, lets start off with some facts about moi. I totally heart Fang from Maximum Ride, and do not fear, i totally heart real peeps too. in fact, yesterday night i was very depressed because of something my friend told me about this totally hottttt guy that i like. He's a drummer so as my BFF Neon Ducky would say: w0000000000000t! (o God, I killed it didnt I?) so anyway, I also am a chatterbox, and i actually consiederd that for my 'name' on here. My favorite station on the radio is RadioU and my iPod is full of bands like Relient K, Family Force 5, Haste The Day, Paramore, and about a ton others like that. I am also confuzzling at times, and dont make any sense, espesially if Im typing.
I went to DQ after school today and it was kinda boring, cuz i didnt have any money. But oh well, a few of my friends went with me, so it was ok, and then we went and watched our track team practice for invitationals.
If you -yes you, the person with their eyes glued to the computer screen like an idiot- have read Max Ride books, then chack out my stories on Fanfiction.net. Type Fanggurly into the search engine, there or on Google or something.
Hugs,
pookieface=]

Proper Introduction...

Hey Fellow homosapians:

So Dark whatever has already introduced himself, he is our awesome technology person! We all love him because he has skills, loser skills, mind you but skills never the less. Kidding. Can I give him a new nickname? I think I will....Dark Matter, THAT IS AWESOME!!!! Yeah, that's his new name, that's an executive dissison.


~Neon

Hey everyone!

hey im not gunna post many accual posts like this... much but yeh the only times when ima post is when:

1. were doin sumtin technology related
2. something happens to the others lol

but yeh for anything else im just here =D

Best of YouTube!!!

Ok, here's the deale0.
CONTEST:
B want's the funniest clips eva!!
So, be a Youtube volture! Look for one of all the below and post em on the message boards before next Thursday:
Best:

• Music Video
• Funny Lip Sync-er
• Deranged animal
• Nerdy clip
• Other (?)

Winners gets a virtual cookie and clips published on the main site!!!!

Writers are Fighters

`lo,


This is utterly random but, then again what on this blog isn't? (Squire Schmitt is a prime example.) SO I am writing a book, right? and sometimes it's like you're constantly tearing down walls with sledge hammers, cuz first it's like, Heck! I'm using a sledge hammer!... And Then your arm starts hurting. That was an awesome simile and you know it. Seriously though, to any writers to be, Do you have any motivation? Where do you get it? I'm stuck with mud piling up on 'me boots, It tends to annoy. Hey B, hows the magical planet of Orre coming?


Your sincere friend who is trying to think, but America's getting in the way,

~Neon Duck, who is also trying to wake up enough so I can go to sleep, Bawch! Yeah, I told you: I'm tied.

Coole0

Haybug's Blog is so unlike ours. I still love it! Check it out!
Duck, we set a trend!!! How incredibly Coole0?
B

VOTE!

Hey, I'd like to point out that at the moment apperently I rule just as much as Perry the Platapus. w000000000t! heck yes!!! I almost won for once...and B, this show was broght to you by the letter OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Okay I'm done, +D


~Neon Ducky

Maximum Ride

I have a question: (Oh, by the way B, sorry about the whole cussing thing, but seriously, if you have a little loser in your class who has a fine assortment of swears instead of a vocabulary, it was really only a matter of time. I realize how helpful that is.) OK, my question is: Why does everyone obsess over Fang in Maximum Ride? I mean I realize the hot factor but Iggy my friends has some very appealing qualities, such as a way around matches, and he has a hot factor too. AND good sense of humor. Seriously, what does Fang have? A crocked smile and olive toned skin? Life confuses me, I don't really care though, you can leave him ALL to me.


~Neon Duck la de da.

Finally, a Historic Event!

Today I became a middle-school er. That is not to say I skipped grades, or anything; I've been in 7th grade since August. It just was made official.
What am I trying to say? Today for the first time I was cursed, excuse me, cussed out. It really stung! Sure, I'm a "wussy". Laugh, Norma, laugh.
Gym class! Of all places! I was soooo not prying into his business! I mearly pointed out that something seemed wrong in his demeanor. Seriously?

End it on a nerdy note!
B
(who is emotionally scared for life!)

Political rant, as promised

Alright, so I said that one of my obsessions was bashing politicians, so I am a human of my word there for I will rant:


Ahem,


Politicians are some of the most immature off base humans I have ever known. Seriously some of the political scandals out there makes the politicians sound like a bunch of squabbling fourteen year olds, this goes for all of them. On the campaign trail: I believe that if the candidates actually discussed the issues they would get a lot further. All three of them go on about how they should be president because they're better than the other two, and half the time that's all you get and not WHY. This is somewhat pathetic, in my opinion.


Oh I lied, I don't just obsess over bashing politicians but Americans in general:

Living in America is like being a lab rat, it's like you follow the magical governments orders and it all works out. Which it does, but you can't really know what the government is really doing, you just have to trust them because the lab rats believe they have no power, and heck, they're getting three meals a day which is the most important thing. But WE as Americans need to question the establishment and stand up for our true Independence. You don't need to get up of your couch, just think!!!!! I know you've been taught not too, BUT THINK! I think that you should also look up John Lennon's song, 'working class hero' that goes along perfectly with this. I believe that I am finished elaborating my ideas, if you are actually reading this far I thank you for actually caring. +) Oh, and this is Polyphemus. If you don't get that get outta here!

~Neon Duck out!

Dating Nerdy for Nerdy Daters

How To Get the Girls:
1. Wear the suspenders with a polka dot bow tie. The more pins you put on the suspenders the more the chicks stare...
2. The ladies dig a well stretched vocabulary. Bring a dictionary!
3. The best place for a date? Science Olympia!

Dorky, Querky, and Cool,
MonkeyBoy

(My little bro...
I'm so proud...)
*diclaimer: MonkeyBoy here hasn't ever been on a date... and he's 9, not an expert!!!!*

Nothing important

So B, What is your brother's approch to dating? 'run away! run away!' - Monty Python You can fit it in ANY WHERE!!!! That's why it RULES MOST!

~Neon Duck

Neon Duck strikes again!!!!!

Hey Fellow nerds!

OK so if you're reading this you're probably lost on the web, but that is OK because this is an excepting community, if you are a nerd that is because cool people are too excepted as it is. So MY obsessions are FAR more nerdy than B's They include Monty Python misspeeling things, orchestra, and bashing our political system w00t. So it's May and we are almost out of school, YEA!!!!!!

~Neon Duck

P.S. Oh and if you are lost please comment anyway.

Nerdiocity! You'll catch on...

Hey, whats up? I am a total nerd and your reading me so that sorta makes you one, too. I'm not really sure what to say which, Trust Me!!!, never happens. Currently, my obsessions include Perry the Platypus and Maximum Ride. I am so PSYCHED that it's May! My friends and I are planning an end of the year Palooza! Ha, I just said Palooza! Anyway... My brother, who mind you is 9, is giving out dating advice for nerds. Wanna hear it? TELL ME!!!

End it on a Nerdy Note!!
B to the 3rd