YACK.

Calo Calay! I've realized that I've been quite stressed of late. Anyway, I haven't been writing recently and I think that hacked of five years of my life, got my blood pressure up or sumtin of that sort. Hey did you know that they make dummy door knobs? Like they're there for show and turning then snaps them off and then your father will laugh at you and then go to the hardware store and make fun of you. Then he'll get all technical and NOW I can identify an impostor door knob when I see one, WHA! I have infinite power! OVER YOU ALL! HAHA! No really, it was quite interesting, I offered just to duct tape it, he thought that would be tacky for some reason...some people are so weird.

Hey I haven't talked to B all that recently, cuz we played phone ping pong so she didn't have to dis me, kidding b, you probably don't know to what I'm referring to, which is cool. But seriously, It'd be great to like break up with someone like that, over their answering machine, ha, great way to make friends.

Okay, I'm feeling quite relived so you may trace that to how random and bizarre this is. Oh and don't try rereading it, it'll just get more confusing...

Hey, did you know that I can type without looking once, it comes from writing my killer long manuscript. what's most unfortunate is I still can't type as fast as I think, but I can't even write as fast as I think.

Here comes the sun...so um Happy Christmas and that.

Oh, and don't trust marshmallows, they're canabeles (Could someone lend me a hand with this speeling.) and are evil. put them in a hot liquid and leave them to melt.

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