Happy New Year!

I so got the last post of the year! Come to think of it, I technichlly got the first post of the year, too. Any way, happy festivities to all and may I wish you all red envolopes for the new year. if that last sentance makes no sense AT ALL to you, google the pink words together.

THE BUMBLE B

How many KBs in a GB?

Okay people monumental moment: Ahem. My laptop just gave me a heart attack, (actually it was my flash drive, but my laptop was working with it... anyway that's not monumental.) It wouldn't save my story and I like was about to cry cuz I was working on a large portion of story and it was about to delete it and then it was like 'disc is full please make room on disc or save file elsewhere' and I was all like WHAT? SO I saved everything to my laptop and closed everything and ripped out my flash drive brutally. And I glared at it, and I noticed a shinny inscription that it can hold up to 1 Gigabyte. So I knew I had a ton of KBs on there so I went to my handy dandy google bar and was immediately given the information I needed - Turns I have approximately 1024 KBs of story. w00t. Or at least That's how much I have on my flash drive, so minus all of the random sonnets and documents random people put on there (B...and Em wrote me a sonnet, actually she wrote an ode to my hair. it was really funny, and it's this whole insider so I'm going to stop talking) A whole GB of story. I'm stunned. +) I think this is a new stage of a writing nerd, I bypassed 'needs a life' (That was when I got a megabyte.) so now I guess I'm at ' my own mother thinks I'm a hopeless nerd.' w00t. SO now I'm fully content.

OH MORE MONUMENTAL THINGS:

The Emily Bear got her licence, *twitch* AND my parents got a new car, man it's sharp. it's this really pretty grey Carola, they're giving Em the Van, cuz it's already dented and mom thinks she'll be safer in it. We're renaming it the party bus...snicker.

AND I got my eye's dilated this morning and was stumbling around my house and B didn't care...harumph. But I got new frames, w00t?

Oh and did I mention I have a GB of story, writing, accomplishment? Well I do. WHA HAHA!!!

Alright. I'm done, +D+D+D+D+D+DD+D+D+DD+D+D+D+DD+D+D++D+D+D+D+DD+D

I actually want to get back to my gigabyte. MY BIG FAT GIGABYTE.
HA. losers. you don't have unhealthy obsessions, I pity you and your lack of a Gigabyte.

~THE ECSTATIC NEON DUCK

YACK.

Calo Calay! I've realized that I've been quite stressed of late. Anyway, I haven't been writing recently and I think that hacked of five years of my life, got my blood pressure up or sumtin of that sort. Hey did you know that they make dummy door knobs? Like they're there for show and turning then snaps them off and then your father will laugh at you and then go to the hardware store and make fun of you. Then he'll get all technical and NOW I can identify an impostor door knob when I see one, WHA! I have infinite power! OVER YOU ALL! HAHA! No really, it was quite interesting, I offered just to duct tape it, he thought that would be tacky for some reason...some people are so weird.

Hey I haven't talked to B all that recently, cuz we played phone ping pong so she didn't have to dis me, kidding b, you probably don't know to what I'm referring to, which is cool. But seriously, It'd be great to like break up with someone like that, over their answering machine, ha, great way to make friends.

Okay, I'm feeling quite relived so you may trace that to how random and bizarre this is. Oh and don't try rereading it, it'll just get more confusing...

Hey, did you know that I can type without looking once, it comes from writing my killer long manuscript. what's most unfortunate is I still can't type as fast as I think, but I can't even write as fast as I think.

Here comes the sun...so um Happy Christmas and that.

Oh, and don't trust marshmallows, they're canabeles (Could someone lend me a hand with this speeling.) and are evil. put them in a hot liquid and leave them to melt.

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Flight of the Conchords. HILAIRIOUS!!!

Ok. i love f.o.t.c. officially. The second video just cracks me up. if you know F.o.t.c. then you'll see why. well, actually you'll see why anyway. First there's this video. Its not them, its trevor and caleb from younglife (the 'gay' ones. they did this for the talent show.), but its Flight of the Conchords song though.



So yeah. the cute one on the left is trevor. I love that song.
Now here's the other one i think its called Issuses- Think About It.



Love it!!!!! =]

rouge unicorns. ha.

Oh btw, Neon I DID MY KIP 4 TIMES TODAY AT MY MEET AND I DID IT IN MY ROUTINE!!!!!!!! IF I CAN DO IT 3x ON TUES AND THEN AGAIN ON THURS I GET MY HANDS ON THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im veery excited. =]

~pooks~

Winter Jam

Found out the info.. im skipping the school dance right now. booooooooring. The dance, not here. its fun.

Info:
1/31/2009 - Schottenstein Center - Columbus /OH
555 Borror Dr
Google Map It
TIME: 6:00PM
COST: $10 @ Door - No Advance Tickets
Doors open at 5:00PM
Pre-Show approx. 5:20PM
Lights Down approx. 5:55PM
Show Ends approx. 9:20PM
LINE UP: tobyMac, BarlowGirl, Brandon Heath, NewSong, Francesca Battistelli, pureNRG, Stephanie Smith, & Guest Speaker Tony Nolan,
For More Information: (614) 688-3939 or 1-800-ARENA-01


~pooks~

Sweedish fish

We left this house at about 6:30 today. we went to the store to get abbys sister something. and we went around the store and grabbed some gum. Next to the gum was The sweedish fish but my mother didn't see them. I later mentioned them and abby may remember them. It is a 30.4 oz bag of sweedish fish. IT IS SICKENING! i love them its just they are just sick.... We got them and they are sitting in a bag i may bring some to school in a bag. We decided we are having an intervention, which my sister claims she jokes about more then most people would think, but if you knew her you would beleive her. anyway We now have a 30.4 oz bag of sweedish fish. It is the most nasty thing. last time we ended up with less then 1/10 of the full bag but now we have the full bag and after this bag i don't think i will ever eat them agian. I'm sure my insides will be shiny from the wax.
Other news:
My past random stories blog has shut down due to lack of stories. Is now for "The other-list" I am slowly constructing. ITs gunna be hard i already made one vulgar to a degree and i only have 8 done total... 8/100 (1/100)= 8 done total (1 vulgar)

So. bored. i'm in social studies, kind of disturbed. was just asked weather or not jesus was a pokemon. will get back when less shaken up. did reasearch project. had to start over. 2 times. going to log off. spotted! help!

WTF???

WINTER WONDER SLAM ISNT COMING TO OUR LOCATION.

FOR THE NEXT/ LAST FOUR DAYS OF THE TOUR, THEY'LL BE IN TX, OK, AND LA.


IT HAD RI-K, FF5, AND TOBYMAC.

I REALLY WANTED TO GO.


SHOOT.


~pooks who is really pissed off at all her favorite bands who arent coming~


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O. M. G. O. M. G. O. M. G.

O. My. Frickin. God. O.M.G.
I was listening to the River Christmas music when i heard this song. I was like HOLY CRAPE THAT GIRL HAS A VOICE!!!!! Then i was like, wow, i really like the lyrics too. Hmm, i wonder who its by. Kinda reminds me of Krystal Meyers, and idk why.
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Sorrry, i had to go get some snow, and put colored sugar on it to eat. ANY WAY...


Then the announcers said "That was Joy to the World By Nick Jonas!"
I was like
WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT????????????
seriously, it did NOT sound like a guy. I mean listen to it:



What.
In.
The.
World.

If it was like an octave lower, it would maybe, maybe, maybe sound like a guy. Although nick does have a really good falsetto. Honestly if his voice was deeper in this song it would be better than it is now. I think, anyway.

but seriously....

~pooks~

In an INCREDIBLE turn of events:

We tried out for our school musical AND (drum roll please)... I didn't get chorus! I've never been an amazing singer, but they always put me in the chorus with all the bad singers. Tell me how much sense that makes. I have an ensamble. I think I have it with Ducky because when we auditioned, our school's (CrAzeD) choir teacher had us sing together. I'm watching the musical:

which we are doing, and it's a little lame, but I can live with it.

Bad. How bad, prey tell? BAD AND BADD BADD BAD. Terrible horrific! Things I could hardly fit in a title bar!

OKAY PEOPLE WAKE UP! Oh right, you can't wake up if you're not here in the first place. The blog is slowly wilting, this blog, this thought we've maintained for more than 2 minutes is becoming depressingly not random, normal, yawn, boring. If I had tear ducts I'd be tearing up right now. So I welcome your odd notions, your peculiar ways your stupid obsessions, (Wait, am I talking about myself? No, no I'm talking about myself AND B, got it.) or anything else that may return this to it's full glory. OR it could become the Atlantis of the wide world web, take your pick.

~Neon Duck, given the name when this blog started that miraculous Tuesday evening in May, and may be no more if no one heeds my prophecy