A NEW ILLNESS!!*

There has become a new illness... I, the main carrier and the slight discoverer of this have yet to name it. Please post all of the possible names. Anyway the ymptoms are
-forgetting an S in the word "Symptoms"
-Being lightheaded at lunch time
-Passing it on to others
-Getting a head ache while talking about it
-forgetting how to spell "happyness"
-Becoming to lazy to use spell check whishing that your headache would go away.
-Forgetting capitalization then remembering
-Loss of correct words
-Finding an abundance** of new words
-Finding new symptoms while typing with a headache about the ymptoms
-Finding mistakes that are one letter, then typing a sentence about being to lazy to fix them.
-Misplacing "R" and "F" on your words
-Typing to much becuase you want to talk about it
-to lazy to rand But NOT to lIsten
-Changing up "T" with "D"***
-Becoming hysterical (see bottom notes)
-Being bored while typing about illness, but mysteriously not being able to stop.
-Forgetting what you just typed somewhere else, then deleted to move.
-having to go to the bathroom and calling it "an Adventure" let me know if you want refrence -picture to what im talking about"
-using quotation marks instead of parenthaseese
-noticing that indeed, you are crazed and when people see what you are writing the folowing will happen:
=The dagger will stab you
= People are going to start avoiding you and your "Rodka"
-Noticing you need to lay off "your new invention****" "Rodka"
-becoming tired
-falling asleep on your -keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd*****
-Using you shirt to wipe spit off your keyboard*****
-Asking others to solve YOUR grammer problems (refering to bottom)
-Not knowing when to shut up then realing the bar over the the right while typing and thiking "OH SHT!"
-Realizing you should stop naw
-Using LOLCAT languange such as "Naw" and "Mai"

The precoursers to this illness are subtly known to the beholder as well as the others who temporarily contract said disease. Some known or thought to be know are:

-Talking in third person
-Becoming very prophetic, or using, and proving correct, sentences such as:
=A ham sandwhich is better then eternal happyness.
-Becoming A.D.D (may have been a foreproblem)
-Partial death
-Partial rebirth
-Becoming philisophical
-sharp losses or hearing
-being VERY hungry after eating

*To:THE CDC: THIS IS NOT REAL... or maybe it is =O
**hehe... "A-Bun-Dance" XD
***Was DONe while TYping that sentence
****PUNK YOU STOL MAI INVENTION!
*****the others were real these (were/are) not
Note: This has begun to disipate, but still exists.
Ima shut up naw..
Completely off topic note: AS OF 11/23/08:
Luaras': 33
Pheobes Insult marks: 17
My marks: 22
Abbys': 3
Becca:10 (really 8 but she started a day late!)
correct me if i am wrong, in all posts i will do i will do the weeks current ranking as long as this goes on. and i also chose what i lable you all on the standings =3
Anger rankings:(Winning/lowest)Abby,Becca,Pheobe,Me, Luara(lossing/highest)