End of an Era

Until today, who were we? We were 5 middle school girls and Dark Matter. We were nerdy, and loving every minute of it. Now, what's going to happen? We are now going to 3 different high schools were we will make new friends and live new lives. So here and now, I decree that The Guide is going to be a constant record of our lives. DM and Pookie, this will be a place to see what us Bradley nerds are up to, and where you absolutly HAVE TO tell us what you're doing. This will be our magic jeans, pardon the Sisterhood ref. I hope we can keep up with it, because surely The Guide will take on a life of it's own.

In conclusion. Yes. This is the end of middle school, but life isn't over yet. Think of it as: end Act 1, and summer will be the best intermission life has to offer. When Act 2 begins, I'll be front row center for all of you!

B

The Good; The Bad; and The Exceptionally Blonde

Tell me the truth: How long have I suffered from "Dumb-Blondeness"? I mean, c'mon! DM took this video of me doing the Shabecca at the pool yesterday and they kept hinting to me that he was taking this vid, but being the blondie I am, I ignored it. I was rocking out to Wheezer's Island In the Sun and got a little bit carried away. Looking back I can see so many times where I've been exceptionally blonde. "Can they even breathe?" If you don't know to what I'm refering, See "Myrtle Beach" in the archive. If you do feel free to laugh, I've been laughing at myself a lot. Well, hind sight is 20-20, no?

B is for Blonde

na na na life goes on...

~I'm procrastinating.

~Golly! I dislike Mr. Ryan's teaching habits.

~I'm really excited about high school! I really want to be done with middle school, because I'm so looking forward to Bradley!

~I also like Harper Lee, and I'm going to be spending the rest of the day with her, until I finish reading the bleeding book.

~180 pages left.

~Molasses.

~People with beards scare me.

~red is a good, solid sort of colour.

~I don't want to study.

~I believe that I am purchasing a bathing suit for Friday, uhh, I hate showing skin. I will survive with my one peice black swim suit.

~*this is were linz. Lauradora, and liv freak out and shake your heads vigorously.

~Yeah, I know, I know.

~La deda deda deda deda. La deda, la deda.

~Well must depart.

~NEON DUCK

Schedules and other such Nonsense

I got my Bradley Schedule and Ducky and I have all but 2 classes together. I called Happy, but she didn't answer her phone. Again. It's all good. I left an amazing message, no? The importantest news is: (drum roll please...) I'M IN SYMPHONIC BAND!!!!! At long last, I can join those who are exceptional at their craft and leave sevies behind (I love you, sevies, but you aren't EXCEPTIONAL)! I am so freaking happy!!!!/so, my Schedule:

• Honors English 9
• French 2
• Honors Bio
• Ceramics/ICT
• SYMPHONIC band
• World Studies 1 & 2
• Algebra 2

HAWTTTTTTTTTTT BRITISH GUY. (actor and singer)

I CALL DIBS. In Sweeney Todd the guy who plays Antony is like, this ah-mazing hott british dude, who's in love with this retarded chick who's too pretty for her own good. HES LIKE THE BEST SINGER EVER. his name is Jamie Campbell Bower. i. love. him. sooooo hot! no, like google his name and click on image results.... some are stupid, but others are like "holy freaking crap." like this one.....

hot right?!

Post Formal Post

Hey, it's Happy, Livy, and Pookie! We just got back from formal and it was AMAZING! The beginning was a little slow, but then everything got really fun when people actually started dancing. Oh, yeah, and Pookie found out that she's way better at slow dancing (haha) then jump dancing...apparently Livy would be better off that way too. Let me explain... *looks discerningly at Livy, who is sitting next to me* while in the middle of the jumping...mob...thing, Ashley was dancing next to Livy and "accidentally" bumped into her, knocking her onto the ground. Causing half of the mob to fall and land on her...kind of like Dominoes...clumsy, painful Dominoes...anyways. Pooks only slow danced because she didn't want to trip like some people...*cough* *Livy* *cough* and is also very uncomfortable with her dancing abilities. Everybody looked really awesome, but it was kinda weird seeing everyone so dressed up. Most of us seemed to have a weird stalker guy following us around...is that a compliment? I havn't decided yet, debate is needed. At one point in the beginning of the dance DM had this awesome idea...LIMBO! Great right? I know. So since we couldn't get any of the teachers to give us a broom to use in concern that we would use it to beat someone to a bloody pulp or something...me and Hobo-ette just used our arms and it worked quite well actually. At first it was just our group, but then we had our OWN mob of limbo...people. There was a lot of crazy dancing that involved suspenders and cha cha...ing, the wrong direction might I add. But it was still epic, as Neon would say. So that was pretty much our night. Oh wait! We have to rant about preppy princess attire and limos. There's this girl at school, let's call her...Santa...as in, ho ho major HO! So she bought a $180 dress and $79 shoes for a SEMI formal, SEMI! Yeah, we don't really like her at times. She came in a limo with all of her friends and a tiara that probably cost like, $100. Enough about her, she's not worthy of this special level of coolness. Well, me and Pooks are off to watch a horror movie while Livy finds something to cower behind.

Guess what! We finially figured out how to turn off that annoying little spell-check thing! Yeah, we're technically disabled, be jealous...

The fact that you're reading this means that I acually know what I'm doing...that's a first...

I think I finially figured out this whole posting thing. And guess what? It only took a whole year! Yeah that's right, laugh at my lack of technical skills DM, I dare you. Just don't be surprised if you wake up the next morning bald. Haha...monk. You still have that picture of you that I drew right? That was great...some things just never get old. So, anyways, Happy blog-aversary people. Let's reminisce (yes, I DO know how to spell that!) in some awesome blog moments... ... ...





Neon: I believe that you are entirerly not unschizopherenic. There. Ponder THAT Frodo!





Dibsy: If I'm not on blogger than I'm on buildabearville, or clubpenguin, or wiki, or youtube. That's usually it. :P



HC: Um...buildabearville? Clubpenguiun?...scary, scary stuff my friend.



Neon: I'm about a mile away already.



Dibsy: ...was that an indirect insult?



Neon: No, that was direct.





Livy: Wow, Dibs and Neon just had like, a show down.



HC: ...yep...



Dibsy: ??? It's weird...I always seem to have this kind of conversation with ND, never B, Pooks, Cloady, or Livy.



HC: That's because Neon is a very strong-minded, independent, confusing, and stubborn person...*waits for pain*





Dibsy: LOOK AT ME! THE COMPUTER SCREEN HAD BLEACHED MY FACE!





Neon: Uh...w00t?



Dibsy: Yes, w00t. Poor pooh (can I call you that Pooks?)



HC: *cough* *stupid* *cough* *nickname* *cough*...*cough*. Catch my drift?



Dibsy: Wow. You sounded a lot like Neon there.



Livy: ...maybe it rubs off...





HC: 1. Livy does NOT live in California

2. B, did you have your mind set on Dr. Sues characters or something? Come on...me? As the cat in the hat? Yeah, right.

3. If Livy dresses as chocolate I'll give her 10 bucks.



Dibsy: I'd start saving, she may do it for 5 bucks.



HC: 5? I thought I said 10? Unless your talking about something else...me and Neon's bet perhaps? ...which I WILL be winning. Right Neon?



Dibsy: Huh? What is this bet you are peaking of, Cloady? Btw, Jason Dunn is ugly. But that might be 'cause I'm Asian and am naturally attracted to Asians.



HC: Ha. They you would LOVE DM and Orkestra. BOTH Asain... ...oh jeez, I'm gonna get punched for that later...



Dibsy: DM is Dark Athene right?



Neon: Why yes HC, you are so getting punched, and it's orchestra, not 'orkestra.' And I am at loss for WHY I always get attracted to short nerdy Asains. And you are still going to lose.



HC: Yeah...whatever...you keep telling yourself that Neon.



Dibsy: EXCUSE me? *glares at Neon* Was that an intened racist comment?



Neon: No my spazy friend, ALL I said was that I'm attracted to short Asain guys. Way to freak out, DM is Asain for crying out loud. Lordie, people are soo ooo ooo twitchy.

HC: Hmm, you mean people like you Neon?


Pookieface: Why do I always come in the middle of a fight?!

Neon: Because I'm always picking them.

Dibsy: WHHHYYYY???? *cries* *then hugs ND for no apparent reason*

Neon: I don't do hugs.

HC: I think it depends on who your gteeing hugged by.

HC: Wow, I totally meant 'geting' jeez, what's wrong with me?

HC: ...getting?

Neon: Hardy har! See Happy?!?! I'm not the only one who's incompatent! W00t!

Dibsy: ...What does incompatent mean?

Neon: Foolish, stupid, unable to function...

HC: Shut up Neon, I just forgot how to spell it ok?

Neon: But...but...I'm highly profitiant at being an annoying, depressing, bad person.

HC: True, true.

Neon: FINIALLY! You acually AGREED with me! However sarcastic you were being...

Dibsy: Is this rare perhaps?

HC: It depends on what we're talking about.

Neon: True, but yeah, pretty rare.


Darkest Autumn: My theory is that once you choose to be a politician, you cocoon yourself and emerge months later as an invertabrate. In other words, our politicians have no spine.America is fun though, we can talk trash about our government and no one can do a lawsuit thing about it.


GriffinRider: Pancakes are overrated anyways...


Dibsy: (gapes at neon) ur name...is...abby?

HC: No, what are you talking about? Her name isn't Abby.

Dibsy: no? darn. (had just randomly picked a name out of the top of my head) >.<>

Neon: Edith?!?! NO! THAT'S HIDEOUS! EDITH??????? PLEASE TELL ME I DON'T SOUND LIKE AN EDITH!

B2the3: Of course you don't, Mable.

Livy: Edith *ahem* wow um *snicker* that's a greeeaaat name.

HC: Yeah, Mable, you don't seem like an Edith at all...

Pookieface: I know, but Mable, don't you prefer to go by Annabelle? Or was it Gail?

Dibsy: Edith? What's wrong with the name Edith? You're totally an Edith...It's Mable...? If not, then how about Popina? Popina's a nice name, too!

HC: Lol, I'm so gonna start calling her that now.


(to be continued...just have to go do the homework I've been stalling...)

Nerdiodity: Have You Caught On Yet?

Happy Blog-aversary! 1 year and counting! So, what do 5 (and a half if you count Livs. JK, I heart u!) nerds do to celebrate the one year mile stone of the 8th wonder of the world? THEY BLOG LIKE THERE'S NO TOMARRROW! of course, there is a tomarrow. Or else there won't be a 2 year blog-aversary. Which would make for a very unhappy bumble b. but besides this, let's get this party on the road! Check this post later b/c through out the night we'll be editing this post and adding videos and pictures and maybe a few knock-knock jokes. Who knows?

knock-knock
who's there?
blog
blog who?
blogaversary, baby!
YEAH, VIVA LA BLOG!

As We Were

What happened?
The "we" we were is no more
Relations are broken
Growing Pains and sores

It doesn't hurt
A fading glow
And I wonder
Where did "we" go?

Now it's me and you
We were one
It now seems lost
The feeling's gone

I can't call this sadness
The twinge in me
There is no regret
You helped me see

You were a guiding star
My northern light
You pushed me where I am
The way we were I'll always fight

Alternative Lifestyle

I'm going to your stupid formal in chucks (maybe) and my purple $13 dress I got at the thrift store. So, I'm going I'm being a lemming, and I might even wear makeup. *Collective shudder rushes over the crowd* Indeed.


Hope your happy Lauradora.
duck.