Etu Dufus?

~I was going to say something important.

~Talking fish scare me.

~ Hypothetically if any inanimate object had to follow you around all the time which would you choose?

~I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE CAUSE OF OUR GENERATIONS PROBLEMS.

~ Professor Mcgonagal is my hero, if only I could spell her name.

~No, I take that back, Luna's the best.

~I won't grow up.

~...and the anchorman goes 'La de da deda dedadedadeda, La dedadedadedadeda.....'

~Aquatic creature doused in chemicals.